Saitama |
Nice :)
"It's As-PIIIIIS, you mean monkey, not AS-SH... oh nevermind.", Saitama shaking his head at the futility of trying to correct the giant ape. "Hopefully those dastardly devils don't OD on donkey dumpings!"
After Marduk's powerful combo, Saitama nods. "Good show! Benson will be sad he will miss all the fun!"
Wyeth Riceak |
"The As-PIIIIIS probably said 'AH-SH...' when they spotted that mega-monkey!" jibes Wyeth as he tosses the crossbow aside and unships his fauchard. Moving diagonally to the approaching ape, he clambers out of the excavation and takes a swing at it.
Fauchard: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
GMG |
Wyeth and Marduk hurt the apemen tremendously, blood streaming down their bodies the apes start to screech in a deafening way and they attack with increased agility! The ape near Marduk swings his club twice and then tries to bite the halforc, but the agile monk moves out of the way of every attack. Wyeth can avoid the two clubswings, but the bite is just too much for the half-elf 2 damage
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Bite: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Wyeth
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Bite: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Initiative
Benson is unconsious
Saitama
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
GMG |
Saitama, that's not a 5ft step; there is a height difference up to green, I have placed you in a position where a flank is likely with Wyeth.
The anti-primate punch wants nothing to do with primates and misses! The monstrous magnificent monkey moves closer, destroying some more huts on the way.
Initiative
Benson is unconsious
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Raevin |
I can't tell who is up now, but if it's me, here's another arrow at a monkey
to hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
dmg if hits: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
bah!
GMG |
Everyone who is before the first - - - can act; I resolve those actions in posting order
Raevin sends an arrow in the same direction that Wyeth's bolt went; up into the sky!
Initiative
Benson is unconsious
Marduk 18/22
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Raevin
Marduk the Pale |
With the approaching huge ape, Marduk swings 1 punch at the ape in front of him.
Right hook: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 Dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
It misses, he makes a withdraw.
"I'd love to teach this ape manners, but the big one's coming to close for comfort. Brother Saitama, you might want to pull back as well, it's a mere matter of short time before it has the chance to throw its excrement at you as well."
GMG |
Attack of Opportunity: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Marduk misses and when the monk retreats the apeman also misses the opportunity to hurt the half-orc.
Withdraw is a full-round action
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Wyeth Riceak |
Taking advantage of Saitama's flanking position, Wyeth swings again...
Fauchard: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 = 13 Bah!
Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
... but, still shaky from being bitten, makes a manly mean monkey miss.
Glancing towards the excavation entrance while waiting for another opening, he shouts, "Is anyone tending to Benson?"
Benson Gangtee |
GMG |
Wyeth misses and sees the big statue coming out of the entrance. When Wyeth speaks the statue reacts with a big thumbs up sign. The small apes then converge on Saitama, hitting him twice with a club! 14 damage
Attack, Club, Flank: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 6 + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Attack, Club, Flank: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 6 + 2 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Attack, Club, Flank: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 2 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Attack, Bite, Flank: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 2 = 11
Damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Apes
- - -
Saitama 9/23 hp
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
GMG |
Whoops! Apes have clobbered poor Saitama so much that his alter-ego takes over. Forgot to move the apes down in the initiative tracker
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Saitama 9/23 hp
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama |
Saitama places a hand on his monkey-induced injuries and proceeds to unleash... the SERIOUS punch!
Lay on Hands healing: 1d6 ⇒ 2
SERIOUS PUNCH!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
He then steps back a few feet after finally punching a primate.
GMG |
Saitama punches the most damaged primate so hard it lands flat on it's back, eyes bleeding. The big one then sets it's eyes on the Azlanti monolith and charges! It catches one of the monolith's arms in its mouth and crushes down with it's teeth. When it let's go there are some tooth marks on the golem, but amazingly the damage seems mostly superficial.
Attack, Charge, Power Attack: 1d20 + 26 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 26 + 2 - 4 = 33
Damage: 2d6 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (2, 3) + 9 + 8 = 22
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue 7 damage
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 11/23 hp
- - -
King Kong
- - -
Marduk the Pale |
Only then did Marduk fully realize one of the statues was standing outside.
"By Irori's divine fist, how...what?"
He refocuses and makes some futile effort to attack the giant ape.
Flurry, shuriken: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 Swish: 1d2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Flurry, shuriken: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 Swish: 1d2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Benson Gangtee |
Benson/Golem takes a 5 foot step due north and makes two slam attacks on King Kong, screaming (in his mind), "Keep your paws off my friends, you great dirty ape!"
slam 1: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (9) + 36 = 45
damage 1: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (4, 6, 1, 8) + 27 = 46
slam 2: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (6) + 36 = 42
damage 2: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (10, 9, 4, 6) + 27 = 56
GMG |
It seems as if Marduk's shuriken don't even get noticed by the hulking six-armed ape. The Azlanti statue sure get's his attention as it steps closer and slams both its fists close to each other in the gigantic ape's face! Those slams would have felled the average pathfinder, but this ape merely shrugs!
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Raevin
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 11/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 102 damage
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Statue 7 damage
Raevin |
Raevin seeing the giant ape take almost no damage from the shuriken doesn't bother firing his little bow at it. He moves further out of the building and if there are any more small apes around, he fires at one of those.
to hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
dmg if hits: 1d6 ⇒ 6
GMG |
Raevin misses the ape that was attacking Saitama.
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 11/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 102 damage
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Statue 7 damage
Raevin
Wyeth Riceak |
Saitama looks at the statue doing its thing against the giant bug ape and shouts, "Go mighty Azlanti zord, go!"
Zord, klaatu barada nikto!
Wyeth blinks in surprise at the massive thumbs-up, looks back at Benson's inert body again, and returns his attention to immediate monkey matters with a huge grin on his face. "Resourceful bastage. I guess we know what the cube's for, now."
Stepping alongside Saitama, he appropriately attempts an anti-ape attack. "Been a while since we've fought shoulder-to-shoulder, my friend."
Fauchard: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
GMG |
Wyeth, you just made me waste use some time googling that ;-)
Wyeth kills the last standing apeman! Looking around you see that there is a moment of rest, between the dirty aspis agents and the ragged pathfinder survivors you see no apemen standing... except for that big, hulking, six-armed brute.
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Saitama 11/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 102 damage
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Statue 7 damage
Raevin
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama |
Saitama grabs patented Iroran Healing Stick of Healing HealynessTM
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
"Alright, I'm ready for more capuchin crushing!", the paladin looking at the giant six-armed ape with a foolishly determined grin on his face.
GMG |
The six-armed brute starts bashing and smashing the Azlanti golem.
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 26 - 4 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 8 = 21
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 26 - 4 = 35
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 8 = 23
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 26 - 4 = 30
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 8 = 22
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 26 - 4 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 8 = 25
Power Attack Bite: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 26 - 4 = 30
Damage: 2d6 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (5, 5) + 9 + 8 = 27
After connecting once it looks very surprised that most of it's attacks missed the statue!
Initiative
Benson is unconscious
Marduk 18/22
Statue 15 damage
Raevin
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 17/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 102 damage
- - -
Wyeth Riceak |
Reasoning that getting within range of a monstrous mega-monkey might mean massive mauling, Wyeth dashes back to retrieve his crossbow and load it. Two MAs so he's done for the round. Go, Mecha-Benson!
Benson Gangtee |
slam 1: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (18) + 36 = 54
Damage 1: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (9, 11, 2, 7) + 27 = 56
slam 2: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (8) + 36 = 44
Damage 2: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (12, 9, 10, 9) + 27 = 67
GMG |
The great golem gives the big ape an uppercut followed by a bash upon the head. The big ape teeters, but then steadies himself.
Initiative
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 17/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 225 damage
- - -
Statue 15 damage
Wyeth 16/18 hp
Any actions from Marduk and/or Raevin?
Raevin |
Raevin also watches the ape vs construct battle, cheering on the statue.
GMG |
The exausted Pathfindes and Aspis agents suddenly start to shout and point towards the palisade. You see more apemen climbing over it, shouting and shrieking while brandishing clubs. With frightening speed the move towards Raevin!
Initiative
Saitama 17/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 225 damage
- - -
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue 15 damage
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Raevin |
Raevin yeeps in surprise and leaps back away from the charging apes as quickly as he can (withdraw, double move)
Saitama |
"Take some more Iroran justice you damn, dirty apes!", Saitama shouting as he runs for the flying anti-monkey dragon kick!
Saitama charge @ north ape: 1d20 + 5 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 2 - 1 = 11
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
AC is 16 for the round
GMG |
Saitama misses the apemen and then the big brute launches a full attack on the giant golem!
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 26 - 4 = 40
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 8 = 21
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 26 - 4 = 24
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 8 = 24
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 26 - 4 = 40
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 8 = 23
Power Attack Slam: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 26 - 4 = 35
Damage: 1d8 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 8 = 22
Power Attack Bite: 1d20 + 26 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 26 - 4 = 36
Damage: 2d6 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (2, 3) + 9 + 8 = 22
Rend: 1d6 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
The big ape shows a huge grin as his attacks get a better grip on the gargantuan golem 45 damage after DR. The statue has definitely seen better days, but so has the monstrous monkey.
Initiative
Marduk 18/22
Raevin
Statue 60 damage
Wyeth 16/18 hp
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 17/23 hp
- - -
King Kong 225 damage
- - -
Marduk the Pale |
Marduk sees (and hears) the apes going after Raevin.
"Hang on, these apes aren't about to win this day."
He heads over to give the lower ape a haymaker.
Punch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22 Dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Wyeth Riceak |
Wyeth drops the crossbow and re-arms with his fauchard (MA) as the apes clamber over the wall. As they rush Raeven he steps forward (5' Step) and jabs outward between Saitama and Raeven. (SA)
Fauchard=>Upper Ape: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Benson Gangtee |
Statue continues with the great ape slams.
Slam 1: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (17) + 36 = 53
damage 1: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (11, 1, 1, 7) + 27 = 47
Slam 2: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (16) + 36 = 52
damage 2: 4d12 + 27 ⇒ (5, 7, 6, 6) + 27 = 51
GMG |
And the great ape goes down! With a massive THUD it hits the ground.
Marduk hits with the haymaker, but Wyeth just misses, the ape was just that bit too quick for the lame oracle.
Initiative
Raevin
- - -
Apes
- - -
Saitama 17/23 hp
Marduk 18/22
Statue 60 damage
Wyeth 16/18 hp
Raevin |
Raevin takes a shot at one of the apes.
to hit: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 - 4 = 15
dmg if hits: 1d6 ⇒ 6
GMG |
Retcon, misremembered AC
Although Wyeth thought he missed the ape he now sees that he actually scored a hit! His aim was so great that he scored a nasty gash along the abdomen of the ape without slowing his weapon!
AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Raevin fires an arrow from awfully close and the apeman decides he wants none of it. It clobbers the aasimar at the same time the arrow hits!
The apes are a bit sad now that the big monkey they looked up to has been smashed to a pulp by an Azlanti construct. Nevertheless they gather themselves and start retaliating at the pathfinders. The ape that was just shot by Raevin wants to avoid getting shot again, it misses with both attacks with the club and its bite also misses!
Saitama is less lucky, the ape next to him strikes true once 5 damage. The big Azlanti golem moves back into the caves, carefully moving over Benson...
Raevin
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Bite: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Saitama
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Club: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Bite: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Initiative
Saitama 12/23
Marduk 18/22
Wyeth 16/18
Raevin 5/10
- - -
Apes
- - -
Statue 60 damage
Raevin |
Last round I said Raevin moved back away from the apes and others went up to attack them... why would it get an aoo on him for firing from 60' away this round?
Thu, Apr 16, 2015, 07:12 am
Raevin yeeps in surprise and leaps back away from the charging apes as quickly as he can (withdraw, double move)
Marduk the Pale |
Marduk throws two rapid punches at the ape in front of him.
Flurry: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 2 = 16 Dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Flurry: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 2 = 22 Dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Crit?: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 4 - 2 = 20 Dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
GMG |
Last round I said Raevin moved back away from the apes and others went up to attack them... why would it get an aoo on him for firing from 60' away this round?
Thu, Apr 16, 2015, 07:12 am
Raevin yeeps in surprise and leaps back away from the charging apes as quickly as he can (withdraw, double move)
Because the GM was not paying attention and your icon was still next to the apes on the map, please disregard the damage from AoO.
Marduk kills one of the apes with a devastating double jab to the head!
Initiative
Saitama 12/23
Wyeth 16/18
Raevin 5/10
- - -
Apes
- - -
Statue 60 damage
Marduk 18/22
Saitama |
Odd, I know I posted... it musta gotten eated!
Saitama winds up and waggles his finger powerfully at the monkey that hit him. "Nooooo bad!"
Iroran waggle strike: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Wyeth Riceak |
Seeing his friend take a hit, Wyeth yells, "Saitama! You okay?" as he takes another jab at the nearest ape. (I only see one left on the map?)
Fauchard: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
GMG |
Marduk had killed the other
Saitama misses but Wyeth kills the last apeman!
The ragged defenders cheer and toss their hats in the air. The cheers quickly turn to shouts of dread. You look up and see more apemen descending down from the cliff wall! The statue moves further back inside, back to it's place and Benson starts to move his hands and feet.
Initiative
Benson
Marduk 18/22
Saitama 12/23
Wyeth 16/18
Raevin 5/10
- - -
Apes (at 30 feet height)
- - -
Marduk the Pale |
"That's improper, to be sure."
Marduk moves north, so he's side by side to Saitama. Taking a total defense with his fists up, he awaits the coming apes.
"Anyway, it means we get to excercise even more. You all ready?"