Agna Beastchucker |
Agna uses her summon monster ability to summon rate: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5. She's shocked at how many rats pop up in her hands, and tosses several of them in her belt pouch for safe keeping. Then she moves through the difficult terrain and forward another ten feet.
GM Captain Trips |
Several of the rats quickly climb out of the pouch and begin climbing up Agna's tattered clothing, eager to get out of the dark container and get a better view of the action. One nips her on the ear in protest of being summoned away from a particularly lovely piece of cheese it was about to chow down on.
Waiting for others, but couldn't resist! :)
Minimaster Torch |
Torch takes his time to prepare a surprise for the ogre (in the form of a bomb).
Nurpus |
Sorry for the delay.
Nurpus waits for everyone to get into position then moves up and takes a shot (he should be able to get within 30').
attack + Deadly aim: 1d20 + 16 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (12) + 16 + 1 - 3 = 26
damage: 1d12 + 7 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 1 + 6 = 15
GM Captain Trips |
Map is up. Proportions are off, but we can work with it.
The goblins prepare their attacks as Agna moves closer, ready to put her newly created swarm of rats to good use. From behind the party there is an explosion as Purpus belches out a shot towards the trollger. The gunslinger's aim is true and the bullet connects with the beast center mass, causing it to falter for a moment.
Roaring in rage, "Ma! Dere's greenskins in the corn! the creature lumbers forward, intent on messing up the ugly goblin faces. His hands clench the massive ogre hook he wields tightly as he sends the weapon in a sweeping arc towards Agna's head. The hit lands solidly against the goblin, nearly knocking her to the ground with the force of the blow as she begins to see little goblins with wings flying around her head, each juggling a trio of tiny rats.
Agna takes 19 damage from the attack.
The goblins are up!
Attack vs. Agna: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23 Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Mugmuff uses a ki point to vanish and then moves up to the trollger and prepares to strike it next round. (double move)
Nurpus |
Nurpus reloads and lets loose another shot.
attack + D.A.: 1d20 + 16 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (19) + 16 + 1 - 3 = 33
damage: 1d12 + 7 + 1 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 1 + 6 = 21
Can we move around in the tree unimpeded? I was hoping to be at least 20' if possible. If so, Nurpus takes a 5' step after shooting. I moved the token already.
Minimaster Torch |
Torch finishes his preparation and throws the bomb at the ogre, trying to catch the other critter in the splash radius.
Bomb: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14 (touch)
KA-BOOM!: 4d6 + 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1, 2, 2, 4) + (2) + 3 = 14
Bart Bighead |
Bart and Woofy, continue circling. Bart suddenly tosses a trio of javelins at the bigstupidhead as Woofy closes and breathes fire.
Javelin: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Rapid Javelin: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Iterative Javelin: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Woofy Flame: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4
Ref 14 for half
recharge rounds: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7
GM Captain Trips |
The goblins surge forward, either to protect Agna or simply because they are all bloodthirsty bastards. Nurpus nails the massive trollger with another shot from Purpus, rocking the creature back on its heels while Bart distributes a volley of javelins to the beast. The beast manages to deflect each of the projectiles with his weapon, but at the same time the hellhound opens up with a cone of fire, singing the monstrosity and causing it to shout out in pain. At that moment a bomb from Torch arcs through the air, landing on the trollger's head and explodes into a mass of flaming debris, burning all of the hair from the creature's head.
Tired of being pelted by the painful bullets, the trollger explodes forward towards Nurpus, swinging his hook in an arc as he goes. The hook catches Nurpus in the side and tears open a jagged wound in the goblin's belly as the trollger continues the weapon's arc and slams it into Torch, cutting deeply into him as well.
Nurpus takes 20 damage, Torch takes 18 damage.
Mugmuff and Woofy can make attacks of opportunity against the beast.
Gobs are up!
Reflex Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Attack vs Nurpus: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25 Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
Cleave vs Torch: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28 Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Mugmuff makes his attack, coming visible as he does so.
aoo to hit: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
dmg if hits: 1d4 + 2 + 4d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (1, 6, 2, 6) = 18
Bart Bighead |
Woofy bite : 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Bite+fire Damage: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 1 + (3) = 12
Bart then quickdraws his comically oversized bastard sword and urges woofy forward and hacks at the creature while eoofy bites.
Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 12 + 2 = 20
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Iterative Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Woofy Bite: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 2 = 13
damage+fire: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (5) = 10
Nurpus |
Roll with it: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 34
Nurpus gets smacked by the giant, but instead of being injured he goes flying off into the distance.
Groggy from the hit, he unsteadily reloads and rubs his head.
GM Captain Trips |
Agna can save her spell, its very dead...
As the trollger takes off towards Nurpus, Mugmuff shanks it in the leg, leaving a huge gaping wound in the process. Bart and Woofy rush forward, sword and teeth tearing into the gigantic humanoid and ripping the life from his huge form as it slams into the ground with a thud.
End combat. My poor trollger!
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Mugmuff quickly searches the trollger's body for anything useful...
Agna Beastchucker |
Agna pulls out her wand of infernal healing and hits herself a couple times, while crunching down on one of the useless rats. She throws another one at the trollger out of frustration, where it splats against his thick hide with a sickening CRUNCH.
Minimaster Torch |
Torch rubs his wound, finding it painful, but not mortal. He joins in the looting of the corpse, saying, "Torch gets hurt, deserves somethins for trouble!"
Bart Bighead |
Woofy goes and starts gnawing on the body.
GM Captain Trips |
Mugmuff is quick to root through the downed trollger's belongings, unconcerned with the filth covering the massive creature. Other than its torn and useless leather armor the goblin discovers a ring and amulet, two potion bottles, and the weapon the humanoid was wielding, a fine looking ogre hook, large sized of course.
Detect magic will reveal auras of magic emanating from the potions, ring, amulet, and ogre hook.
Agna Beastchucker |
Agna looks at the stuff with her magic eyes.
Spellcraft on ring: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
Spellcraft on amulet: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32
SPellcraft on ogre hook: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27
Spellcraft on potion 1: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23
Spellcraft on potion 2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Stupidly perhaps, mugmuff takes the shiny ring and puts it on... and the amulet too, but he I'm sure gets talked out of that and hands it to whoever wants it, keeping the ring for himself...
Bart Bighead |
Bart takes the ridiculously over-sized Ogre hook and straps it to his back to help balance out the frost-giant sword.
Minimaster Torch |
Torch whacks Mug over the head with his (unlit) torch. "Maybe somebody else be wanting ring, fast fingers!"
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Mug gives Agna the amulet with no argument. "Whats is it?"
Bart Bighead |
Well.. the hammer broke, so there's just his original horsechopper, the large bastard sword, the large hook and 10 javelins. Bart is heavily encumbered but it's no worse than the full plate.
Nurpus |
"Agna, look at dis belt again. It makin me feel funny."
I think it has been 24 hours so she can re-try to identify the belt?
He then takes off the belt and hands it to her before cleaning Purpus.
Mugmuff Darktalon |
str: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
"Okay, me try..." and he does, and fails... "You strong, you no need belt!
Mugs shrugs and moves off to let someone else try.
Agna Beastchucker |
Agna walks up to Nurpus, calmly sits in front of him, and grabs his hand.
Strength: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7
She struggles just a bit, but suddenly his wrist just decides to go completely floppy, and she slams his hand down on the stump in front of him.
"BELT MINE IDIOT!" she screams, and takes it from him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT IT NURPUS!!!
Mugmuff Darktalon |
"If she'll play again... she prolly to selfish to play. Keep for herself"
Mugmuff Darktalon |
Mugs hands Agna the amulet happily, trading her for the belt. "You take amulet... give me belt, yes?"
if Bart wants the belt, maybe he has something to trade for it? lol, if not, Mugs CAN use it... but it doesn't do a lot for him... lol... but it's shiny and pretty...
Bart Bighead |
I've got the wand of bull strength now to make things work for Bart anyway, happy to let somebody else hold onto it. If Bart got it he might put it on Woofy.
Mugmuff Darktalon |
but the wand implies a round to prepare, belt works all the time, and really it does mugs little good because he has fatal finesse talent... but whatever... up to you
Bart Bighead |
Next time we get some loot I'll make sure to have Bart use it to extort the belt from you. Should be hilarious.
Bart Bighead |
Bart exclaims "Lets go pillage and then burn the house."
Bart mounts up on Woofy, gives the other gobos a moment to get their stuff together and then goes charging the door.