GM Burglar's #3-03 The Ghenett Manor Gauntlet (Inactive)

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Grand Lodge

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Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

Shan take the tea cup with both hands and bows in acceptance before the Po's.

"So how often do you entertain visitors? Any interesting guests recently?"

Grand Lodge

Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none
Linnea Joculus wrote:
Upon reaching the door, Linnea cannot help but jest, "So, Passad likes big knockers eh?"

Luisila covers her open mouth :o with the fingers of her open palm in a parody of refined embarrassment.

“Linnea! Well I never! Please forgive my sister, Mr and Mrs Po. Mater and Pater took her in as a conscience project after she ran away from a carnival.”

She allows Gamaradim Po to drape a monogrammed napkin in her lap before sipping her tea, pinkie out. The priestess then asks “Any cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off? They’re very fashionable in Queen Abrogail’s court I understand.”

Linnea Joculus wrote:
She holds up the monogrammed napkin. "This must be the finest piece of TP I've ever felt." She rubs the napkin on her cheek.

“Wrong cheek, dear.” Luisila advises *rolling* her eyes and making a See what I have to put up with? look at the Pos.

But she can’t keep up the act and dissolves into a fit of giggles, before using the silliness to hide a low aside to her companions.

"This has the feel of an arena blood sports event to me … like that play The Hungry Gamers. It’s definitely weird."


Male Bear Burglar 1

The DM rolls a thing behind the screen. Is it paranoia dice, bluff, or something else entirely?:
3d20 ⇒ (7, 4, 11) = 22

@Lin:
This interaction seems to be all business to him; he bears literally no unpleasantness or ill-will towards any involved, nor is it a gift of kindness. This is merely his instructed job to be courteous. That said, this situation is as odd as you think it is (which isn't inheritly good or bad.)

That room is messed up. wrote:
"Indeed. Some... unpleasantness has occurred and we haven't have the proper time to address the mess. I do ask you make an attempt to respect the property during your attempt, as even one of the window shutters costs more than my annual wage."

Domitilla demurely averts her line-of-sight while tea is delivered to all accepting guests, as is customary for a tea server at a fancy party

Sandwiches and beeeeer wrote:
At the request of ale and sandwiches, Gamaradim looks to his wife, "I do believe we still have a few cucumbers from the garden, yes?" His wife silently nods in affirmation. "Please prepare our guests sandwiches. " He bows to Varg at his request, "I do apologize, but the Master is not planning to entertain here in the near future and thusly has withdrawn his stores of ale on the premises. You may partake from my Irrisani Queensbrand Stouts, if you wish." If Varg accepts the Russian Irrisani-made gift, he instructs his wife to retrieve a bottle from the kitchen, which she does in a couple minutes.
Guests? wrote:
"The private dealings of Master Passad and his business associates are not such that I am at liberty of speak of freely.  I am within my rights, however, to mention that there have been mercenaries far less courteous than yourselves, though one might surmise that you bear many similarities, so to speak."

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Liberty's Edge

(8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

Linnea figures that the situation is odd, but doesn't feel that their hosts are bearing them any ill-will. So, she holds her teacup in her lap and waits for all to be served. She'll take a sip of tea only after her hosts drink some themselves.

"Oh no, you're our hosts. Please, it would be rude of me to drink before you, madame," she sayss to Domatilla.

Grand Lodge

AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

Caradeum sits and nods in thanks at the proffered cup of tea. He lifts it to drink, but notices the others not partaking and hesitates, sniffing at the tea.

Perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23


Male Bear Burglar 1

Waiting-for-elevator mininote: Luisila has sipped like a good guest and has yet to explode. It is actually extravagantly well-made, though doesn't blend incredibly well with the impromptu sandwiches (though those are as fresh as can be.)

@Cara:
You only smell the honey, spices, and other appropriate smells in the tea.
"Regretfully, your host is Mr. Passad; we are merely a service for you and your companions. The Prophecies of Kalistrade are clear on the actions that servants may take, especially those that might be viewed as embezzlement and my tenure is in no small part based on these principles." He pauses to clear his throat, "Additionally, I am to welcome any guests to the premises, so I am even further restricted."

Edit: misread the addressee. Domitilla responds, "If you insist, though, I will drink once everyone is adequately served."

Gam chimes in, "Nonsense, you are a servant and forbidden as well. You know this."

"We are to listen to guests requests, are we not? If she is truly from the Society, then she is invited and and invited guests are to be listened to when insisted, excluding 'matters that may compromise house defense', no?"

"I suppose..." a defeated Gam replies to his wife. "If she, and you insist..."

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Liberty's Edge

(8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

Linnea takes a sip, not wanting to upset decorum. As she sips her tea, she asks some questions.

"I don't suppose you could just tell us where we can find the Mutani Manual, can you?"

She sips some more.

"Do you happen to know the whereabouts of a Mr. Besai? He also would've come from the Society some time ago. Your master had apparently detained him, and we've been asked to collect him."


Male Bear Burglar 1
Linnea Joculus wrote:
"I don't suppose you could just tell us where we can find the Mutani Manual, can you?"

"One would presume it to be in the library, with the other books, to the west of here."

Quote:
"Do you happen to know the whereabouts of a Mr. Besai?"

"The guest rooms are currently vacant. I was instructed to house the person of whom you speak where his endless expertise would be most appreciated."

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Grand Lodge

Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

Luisila smiles at Varg as the stout is brout out. “Ask and ye shall receive, huh Cleaver? Threv’s Thirsty Throat! I could get used to being waited on like this!”

The priestess shows genuine concern for the servants. “While we run the gauntlet, is there any chance you will get injured?”

Being a cleric of the goddesss of Luck, Luisila decides to push it ... “Can you please bring the Mutani Manual and Harmidio Besai to us now? I’d also like the command codes to make the manor’s defenses stand down, Mr Po. Could you also bring me a potion of haste, an amulet of natural armor and a high valence cloak of protection please?”

She takes another sip of the exquisite tea (but ignores the sandwiches) and says to her companions. “So perhaps parts of the manor become animated objects? Mayhaps the dead fish polymorphed into something more dangerous.”

Luisila then puts down her cup. “Does anyone have any more questions? Otherwise I guess we proceed to … the library maybe? To search for the book.”


Male Bear Burglar 1

"We are to follow our instructions given instructions, though if either of us are in danger, I am permitted to use my best judgement for our own safety. I do not foresee this happening." His wife adds, "If everyone is satisfied, I must return to paperwork." Barring direct inquiries or interruptions, she bows, notes the pleasure of making everyone's acquaintance, and goes through the west door again.

"And I do believe such gifts go beyond the expected courtesy my master intends on delivering; it would be less of a challenge were I to have such things, no?"

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Giant Slayer 17| HP 241/241 (214/292) |20% MC AC:23 T:15 FF:21 CMD: 41(45) | F+21 R+15 W+12 | Init +2 | Per +27

Shan sips the tea and nods in agreement to his palette.

"Agreed. We each have our jobs to do. Thank you for the tea. To the library then?"

Grand Lodge

AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

Caradeum nods at Seal's Shan's suggestion. "Yes, that sounds like a good place to start."

Liberty's Edge

(8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

"Well, thank you for the tea, and for your commitment to being completely unhelpful." Linnea places her cup on the nearest surface, without a care if she causes any ring-marks on expensive furniture.

"Yes, to the library." The half-elf stands up to leave.


Male Bear Burglar 1

Nonmagical (Important for you elven) Sleep poison, DC 33!

Lin: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Luisila: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Shan: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 8 + 2 = 26 Presumably that +2 is the Dwarf Bonus to Unrelated Things?
Varg: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Lin's disinterest in furniture etiquette is jolted by a sudden blackout as she drops the cup, spilling contents about the table! One by one, each person to imbibe a drink provided also finds themselves at least a little woozy! Though attempting to squeeze in some dialogue before Luisila and goes under, Gammy gets a last word in as he bows, "Indeed, best of luck to you all."

@Caradeum and anyone who actually succeeds that Fort:
Gammy begins to move around cleaning up (barring hostilities.) "Fear not; they will wake in but half an hour. My master asks me to tell you that he looks forward to reading about their heroic nap in the next edition of the Pathfinder Chronicles." If left unprovoked, he towels off the table mess (refraining of touching anybody or their belongings) and returns to the front gate.

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Grand Lodge

Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

The priestess of good times is somewhat familiar with the feeling that accompanies the ingestion of a variety of substances.

Uh oh … something’s … not … quite right …

Luisila sees the table coming straight for her head. “Look out guys! The table’s alive!”

*SMACK*

She turns her head 90 degrees from the tabletop to look at Po from beneath heavy lids before it all goes dark.

“Cara … toxic ants … Po, you dare serve … trifle … with … me … of the Undesirable Wench … Revenge … is guest … out cold.”


Giant Slayer 17| HP 241/241 (214/292) |20% MC AC:23 T:15 FF:21 CMD: 41(45) | F+21 R+15 W+12 | Init +2 | Per +27

"I'll protect . . . chew."

Seal tries to chop the table in half as it clearly has animated up to attack the party. Instead, his hands loose their violent force as the slowly lay upon the table, crossed to form a pillow. Shan lays his head upon his large hands like a child resting his head on a desk. He softly begins to murmur ...

"To him who holds in his hands of the invisible Tao, the whole world repairs.
"Men resort to him, and receive no hurt, but find rest, peace, and the feeling of ease.
"

Liberty's Edge

(8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

Linnea sees the tabletop approaching her face at a rapid speed. Wait a... minute-

THUD!

She sweetly dreams of her favorite Pathfinder Field Agent.

Sovereign Court

Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

What the...

Varg falls in a heap.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
  • AC 10/T10/FF 10/CMD 13
  • HP 49/54
  • Fort:+4 ; Ref:+2; Will+6
  • Percep +14 (+2 near pig, +1 vs traps);Sense Motive +4
  • Init+0
  • Shifts 1/8 used
  • Temp effect: Percep is +3
  • Human (Garundi) Wizard 6/Pathfinder Field Agent 1

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    Grand Lodge

    AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

    Caradeum's eyes narrow suspiciously, as he watches each of his companions succumb to their tea. "What is the meaning of this!?" He demands.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    For clarity, the Ernest post is "Head Trauma Dream Ernest" and only happens to those unconscious who want to opt into fun cypher games. In didn't have anything to really do during lunch hour.

    "My master merely bid me do this. It is the life of a groundskeeper and personal assistant, no?" he bows, towel in hand, "If you wish for me to vacate, I can clean later."

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    Grand Lodge

    AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

    Foe a second, I thought Ernest was the backwards speaking dwarf from Twin Peaks.

    Standing and waving his hands in pseudo arcane gestures, Caradeum says, "Yes, I think you should leave immediately."

    Bluff to act like casting a fireball on the servant.: 1d20 ⇒ 4


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Though I've never actually seen Twin Peaks, that's been compared to other shows I totes enjoy, and I believe that the html glitch that does that effect was discovered and made popular by said dwarf.

    Gam bows before promptly taking his leave of the elf-and-sleepin' folk, "All you needn't do is ask, ser."

    Liberty's Edge

    (8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

    Linnea wakes up after a certain amount of time. "Ugh, my head feels like I spent two Stardays and a Fireday night trying to out drink Desmond." She looks around and sees that Caradeum is the only one to not pass out. "I...I thought there would be something laced in that tea, but couldn't know for sure."

    The half-elf stands and looks around, trying to catch a glimpse out the window. "How long was I out for?" she asks, rubbing her temples carefully.

    So...I'm guessing we've got some kind of nasty penalty for being poisoned?


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Barring intervention from the Wizard, one half-hour and well-rested, actually. (Though the head-on-table probably stings still.)

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    Grand Lodge

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    Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

    Waking up and gathering himself, Shan thinks aloud.

    "Well, that was uncalled for. I guess the rules of hospitality do not apply here. And to what purpose besides to sign a death wish at the hands of a barbarian. Very well, we have a mission here. Let's get it done."

    Barring any further incident, Shan makes his way to the library.

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    What happened there?

    Varg begins to check his possessions to see if anything was stolen.

    Somebody needs to pay for that!


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Nothing is found missing.

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    Grand Lodge

    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

    Oooohhhh …

    Luisila puts both palms on the tabletop to push herself up, before planting her right elbow and sinking her chin and cheek into her open palm, all without opening her eyes.

    “If this is Passad’s way of saying bring your ‘A’ game, he’s made his point.”

    The half-elf spends another few moments feeling sorry for herself, before opening her eyes and rising to her feet. She is quickly back to her usual self.

    “Lin, don’t worry. I won’t tell Ernest that you slept with Shan and Varg … at the same time!”

    Luisila then detaches a winged circlet from her bronze coronet and frisbees the jingasa to Varg.

    Take 10 Dex: 10 + 4 = 14

    “Please wear this with my compliments, Cleaver.”

    +1 luck bonus to AC and CMD, Once per day when struck by a critical hit or sneak attack, the wearer can spend an immediate action to negate the critical hit or sneak attack.

    She *winks* “What say we go and kick something’s ass.”

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    Varg puts on the circlet.

    Thanks, muse!

    Grand Lodge

    AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

    Was out this weekend with holiday and birthday celebrations.

    After the servant left, Caradeum began to inspect his companions, waking them up if he could.

    Once everyone is awake.

    "I tappears we must be ready for all sorts of devious tricks. Shall we head to the library now?"


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    Anything short of a causing single point of damage or similar outwardly-harmful effect doesn't wake them. Desu mi-chi is something I wish was on the chronicle; Geisha Bard w/ injection spear fun.

    I have the combat room maps on separate, smaller instances. I'll get them up when I'm home, though if you want to get any further Asian hat items or buffs passed around, now is a good time. There are double doors to the north, unless you're going outside to go around.

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    Grand Lodge

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    Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

    Shan will request his mage armor wand be used on him. Other then that I will leave the buffing to the magical types.

    Grand Lodge

    AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

    Caradeum obliges Shan.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    The two frontliners presumably open the two doors simultaneously, for maximum ranged assistance. The ceiling of this grand hall soars twenty feet overhead. An enormous, fifty-foot-long banquet table surrounded by twenty-eight beautifully carved, high-backed chairs dominates the room. Eight full suits of ornate plate armor line the east and west walls, each holding an elaborate if unwieldy halberd. Intricately grilled windows high up on the north and south walls allow ambient light from outside to permeate the large chamber.

    Two enormous oil paintings (for scale, they're 7'4" and probably in the thousands of gold in price at a glance) in fanciful gilded frames flank the double doors on the west wall, their subjects presiding regally over the hall. On the right is an obese man in voluminous white robes and gloves, with a long black beard of oiled ringlets, and the fingers of both hands bedecked with gems—the quintessential portrait of a Druman Kalistocrat. The portrait on the left depicts a beautiful olive-skinned woman with large dark eyes and raven hair, also clad in white robes and gloves; her hair is held in place by a jeweled circlet, and a veil of coins covers her lower face.

    Seated in is a most unusual dinner party — one comprised of bipedal forms clad in expensive black formal wear, with a grotesque, fish-like head, though it otherwise seems human enough. Their heads spin around as the doors open, but do nothing else, even after a few seconds. Entering, however, may prove differently.

    Map update in header.

    Speaking to them first:
    They say nothing and gaze into your soul with their reflective eyes and lovely, lovely fish heads.

    Once the first person starts entering:
    They appear to start approaching menacingly. I'll presume that's inits.

    Cara: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
    Lin: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
    Luis: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
    Shan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
    Varg: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
    F-MEN (The F stands for Fish): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

    Varg: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
    Luis: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
    F-MEN (The F stands for Fish): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
    Cara: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
    Lin: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
    Shan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

    Varg and Luisila go first!

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    I'm game!

    Varg draws his axe and walks into the room.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    They appear to start approaching menacingly (though they're seated until they're up in init.)

    Init is in the entering spoiler, but Varg and Luisila go first, followed by the Suits, then init gets easy.

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    Liberty's Edge

    (8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

    Linnea takes a look at the strange people with the roly-poly fish heads and tries to think back to her time on the carnival circuit if she's ever seen anything like them.

    Knowledge: 1d20 ⇒ 17 +9 for: Arcana, Dungeoneering, Local, Planes, Religion. +8 for all others

    "Uh... who ordered the fish?"

    Grand Lodge

    .:
    Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

    Shan glances to see what is being served.

    Liberty's Edge

    (8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

    Linnea taps the dwarf on the shoulder, noticing him straining to see what food is being served. "No, I mean the-" she waves her hand around, lazily pointing out the fish-head people, "the carp-faces."

    Grand Lodge

    .:
    Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

    "I know. I'm wonder what they are eating. While it may be grotesque, it would only be fitting if a human or halfling's head were upon their plates."

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    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

    “Cleaver, that’s very sweet of you to say. I’ve been called a Moo before but never a Muse.”

    GM Burglar wrote:
    If you want to get any … buffs passed around, now is a good time.

    Luisila pirouettes anti-clockwise about the big Ulfen three times, casting freedom of movement on him. Lasts 80 minutes. She then begins an impromptu game of peek-a-boo with Shan, casting invisibility on the dwarf.

    She then taps Linnea, herself, Caradeum and Shan with her wand of protection from evil ...

    “D’oh! Where are you, Shan?”

    … before asking for the Unquenchable Fire's blessing during the upcoming battle.

    Sod your possessions, Passad. Calistria's servants leave marks. *Casts* blessing of fervor.

    ♝♝♝♝

    Burglar, my daughter wants to know where Number 6 on the map is? ;)

    Round #1 Shan invisible for 7 minutes ; Blessing of Fervor 1/8 ; Protection from Evil expires on Lin first 6/10 ; copycat #1 1/8

    Luisila sizes up the opposition and places her fingers in a ‘V’ shape up to her mouth. She mimes taking a long drag on a cigarette before ‘flicking the end’ down on Passad’s expensive carpet in the direction of the fish-heads on her right.

    [Arnie] “Let’s party.” [/Arnie]

    The priestess copycats before targeting #3, 7 and 8 with:

    Burst of Radiance:
    School evocation [good, light]; Level cleric 2, druid 2, sorcerer/ wizard 2
    Casting Time 1 standard action
    Components V, S, M/DF (a piece of flint and a pinch of silver dust)
    Range long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
    Area 10-ft.-radius burst
    Duration instantaneous
    Saving Throw Reflex partial; Spell Resistance yes

    This spell fills the area with a brilliant flash of shimmering light. Creatures in the area are blinded for 1d4 rounds, or dazzled for 1d4 rounds if they succeed at a Reflex save. Evil creatures in the area of the burst take 1d4 points of damage per caster level (max 5d4), whether they succeed at the Reflex save or not.

    DC 16 Reflex Save ; Evil Creatures take Damage: 5d4 ⇒ (2, 1, 2, 3, 4) = 12 whether they make the save or not.

    Luisila chooses +2 bonus on attack rolls and a +2 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves, from BoF


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    @lin:
    clearly nothing: 1d20 ⇒ 3 While you know much about the simple creatures known as the Locathah (you get the whole block, feel free to reference) these are clearly double the standard in both size and snappiness-in-fashion sense, clearly implying gigantism & some kind of social training (bardic (Arcane Duelist) class levels and giant template.)

    3 pieces

    @Shan:
    pcp: 1d20 ⇒ 18 The food set out looks to be just very realistic replicas. Wax fruit and stuff like that.

    @Luisila:
    1d20 ⇒ 11

    Dropping the spell, you have this feeling that you don't even connect with the last two, as if there is literally nothing there. #3, however, you feel as though as if you connect, but it was resisted.

    • Varg moves forward during the brief discussion behind him!
    • Luisila drops a spell!
    • All the bads get mads, begin to make a single-note humming noise to themselves, and stand(provoking, presuming Varg is farther in than the map implies. I cannot touch up the map myself, either, until home time.

    All PCs are up!

    Liberty's Edge

    (8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

    GM:
    Are they holding anything that can be disarmed?

    Grand Lodge

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    Male Dwarf Monk 6 | 32/51 HP / AC:(25) 21 / T: 20/ FF:(22)18 / Fort: +8(10) / Ref: +8(10) / Will: +10(12) / CMD: 28(30) / Init: +2 / Perc: +16(18)/ SM: +9

    +2 to hit & AC

    Shan, unsure of the fish-heads intentions, hops up on the table and makes his way.

    Invisible and in a spooky voice, Shan calls out to the aqua-men.

    "Let us pass or suffer our wrath."

    Ready Action, if any of the fishmen within range perform an aggressive action against the party, Shan will punch him in the face. Also insert obvious Return of the Jedi joke.


    Male Bear Burglar 1

    @Lin: Negative. I mean, if you won init, you could have theoretically Steal maneuvered some cutlery out of their hands, but they've since abandoned such implements. These guys are utterly unarmed, though got sizable haunches of meat for arms.

    -Posted with Wayfinder

    Liberty's Edge

    (8) Female Half-Elf Bard 4 / Lore Warden 4 | HP 57/59 | AC 26* | T 15 | FF 21 | Fort +7 | Ref +9 | Will +7 (+2 vs. ench) | CMD 26 | Init +3 | Perc +6 | SM +8 | BP: 14/14

    Linnea makes her way into the room of fishmen, drawing out her whip as she does so. Giving the whip a few twirls over her head, she brings it around and tries to wrap it around the legs of one of the nearest locathahs, trying to trip it.

    Trip: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16

    ...but failing miserably.

    She shares some of what she knows about the things. "These things usually aren't so big. Does anyone speak aquan?"

    Grand Lodge

    AC(23)19/Touch18/Flat14/CMD27||HP53[53]|Fort:+6;Ref:+8;Will:+7(+2 for encha/compul)|Percept.+14|Init.+9 Elf Wizard (Wood Mage) 6 Fighter (Lore Warden) 1 Eld. Knt 2

    Caradeum steps toward the doorway and fires two arrows at the fishhead across the room. (#2)

    Attack, PBS: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 10 + 1 = 14
    Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11

    Bof: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 10 + 1 = 31
    Damage: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 1 = 4

    Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 10 + 1 = 15
    Crit Damage: 2d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 4 + 2 = 14

    Sovereign Court

    Barbarian Invulnerable Rager/7; HP: 82/82 (96/96); AC: 24 (23 Rage), DR: 3; F: 9, R: 8, W: 4; Perc: +9; Init: +2

    Round 1, Rage (AC: 23 - 25 w/BOF) Rds 1/19, Freedom of Movement, Blessing of Fervor, Power Att, Furious Focus

    GA Att1: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 16 + 2 = 35
    GA Dam1: 1d12 + 7 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 5 + 6 = 22

    GA Att2: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 2 = 17
    GA Dam2: 1d12 + 7 + 5 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 5 + 6 = 30

    Grand Lodge

    Female CG Half-elf Cleric 15 | HP 168/168 | AC 24, T 15, F 19 | CMB +13, CMD 28 (29 grapple) | F +21, R +16, W +23 (+2 vs enchantments) | Init +10 | Perc +28, SM +7 | Speed 30 ft | 5/5 Channels | 9/9 BoL | 2/2 GF | Active conditions: none

    Luisila calls out “I think the closest two I zapped 7 & 8 are illusions or something, but the other one #3 is real. It probably has spell resistance though, because it managed to shrug off my spell.”

    "Maybe focus on that one first, Cleaver."

    Luisila takes a 5’ step forwards and rapid shots #3 with silvered/cold iron arrows.

    I look to have a clear shot at #3 between Linnea and Varg.

    “What are these things, Lin?”

    Rapid Shot #1 + PBS: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 11 + 1 - 2 = 23
    damage + PBS: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 = 9

    Rapid Shot #2 + PBS: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 1 - 2 = 14
    damage + PBS: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 = 5

    Iterative + PBS: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 6 + 1 = 25
    damage + PBS: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 = 9

    BOF + PBS: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 1 = 15
    damage + PBS: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11

    Round #2 Shan invisible for 7 minutes ; Blessing of Fervor 2/8 ; Protection from Evil expires on Lin first 7/10 ; Copycat #1 2/8

    Knowledge (Religion): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

    Hearing Linnea's response, Luisila tries to determine the magical effects the locathah are under.

    Spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

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