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Here's what I did over the holiday vacation:

http://roberthead.net/images/family/JennNLila29Dec05.jpg

That's my wife Jennifer and my new baby Lila resting at home on day 4 of her life.

Vital Stats:

Girl
Lila Emerson Head
6lbs. 11oz. at birth
19.5" long
Daughter #3

Holiday cheer,
Rob Head
Duke of Staying Home with the Wife and Baby


Congratulations Robert!! Best wishes to your wife, daughter, you and the rest of your family!!! Happy New Year!


Ditto - congrats, dude!

M
*Overking of Data Network and Keeper of the Firewall*

Scarab Sages

Robert Head wrote:
6lbs. 11oz. at birth

Super big Congrats, Rob!!! She's a cutie!

Ahhh, and she was a polite baby... My daughter was about the same size. We are expecting our second by the end of the month. We don't think it's likely that he will be polite sized. He looks like he will be more from my wife's side of the family...not a baby in the last 3 generations has been under 8lbs. 10oz.


Thanks, everyone.

And best wishes, Gavgoyle.

Small is good!

- rob


Yay for you! Congrats, Daddy & Mommy!


Lila Emerson Head
Tiny Humanoid
(CR 1/100)

.

Hd.: 1d4-3, Hp.: 1
Ini.: -5, Ac.: 5, Mv.: 0 ft. (Sw.: 5ft)
Att.: -4 ranged (no damage, pee), Grapple.: -4
Sp.Att.: Stinking Cloud (2d4x/day): Fort save DC 10 or be nauseated 1d2 rounds.
Sp.Def.: Cutsie-Wutsie (At will): Will save DC 55 or be charmed for life.
Fort.: -5, Ref.: -5, Will.: -5
Str.: 3, Dex.: 3, Con.: 4, Int.: 5, Wis.: 3, Cha.: 18
Skills.: Bluff +5, Climb +2, Disable Device +3, Escape Artist +5, Handle Animal –3, Listen +1, Perform +5, Search +10, Spot +10, Survival +2, Swim +10.
Feats.: Improved Smile, Iron Lungs.
Alignment : Usually neutral (with chaotic tendencies)
Languages : Baby Talk.
Possessions : Hospital Bracelet, Security Blanket, Mom and Dad’s complete attention.

Good job Jenn and Robert! We always need more players!!!
Ultradan

Scarab Sages

Ultradan wrote:
Skills.:...Handle Animal –3...

Although this skill can be trained up to +5 to +7 surprisingly quickly, given the right sized dog. Typically ranks in Ride(dog) are only slightly lower than Ride(daddy).


Ultradan wrote:

Lila Emerson Head

Tiny Humanoid
(CR 1/100)
.
Hd.: 1d4-3, Hp.: 1
Ini.: -5, Ac.: 5, Mv.: 0 ft. (Sw.: 5ft)
Att.: -4 ranged (no damage, pee), Grapple.: -4
Sp.Att.: Stinking Cloud (2d4x/day): Fort save DC 10 or be nauseated 1d2 rounds.
Sp.Def.: Cutsie-Wutsie (At will): Will save DC 55 or be charmed for life.
Fort.: -5, Ref.: -5, Will.: -5
Str.: 3, Dex.: 3, Con.: 4, Int.: 5, Wis.: 3, Cha.: 18
Skills.: Bluff +5, Climb +2, Disable Device +3, Escape Artist +5, Handle Animal –3, Listen +1, Perform +5, Search +10, Spot +10, Survival +2, Swim +10.
Feats.: Improved Smile, Iron Lungs.
Alignment : Usually neutral (with chaotic tendencies)
Languages : Baby Talk.
Possessions : Hospital Bracelet, Security Blanket, Mom and Dad’s complete attention.

Good job Jenn and Robert! We always need more players!!!
Ultradan

LOL!

Dan, you're competing with ASEO for the "Richard Pryor Memorial Comedy Inspiration for the Paizo Masses" award, aren't you?

M


That was quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in a while! It's so true, especially the Cutsie-Wutsie.

Ultradan wrote:

Lila Emerson Head

Tiny Humanoid
(CR 1/100)

Hd.: 1d4-3, Hp.: 1
Ini.: -5, Ac.: 5, Mv.: 0 ft. (Sw.: 5ft)
Att.: -4 ranged (no damage, pee), Grapple.: -4
Sp.Att.: Stinking Cloud (2d4x/day): Fort save DC 10 or be nauseated 1d2 rounds.
Sp.Def.: Cutsie-Wutsie (At will): Will save DC 55 or be charmed for life.
Fort.: -5, Ref.: -5, Will.: -5
Str.: 3, Dex.: 3, Con.: 4, Int.: 5, Wis.: 3, Cha.: 18
Skills.: Bluff +5, Climb +2, Disable Device +3, Escape Artist +5, Handle Animal –3, Listen +1, Perform +5, Search +10, Spot +10, Survival +2, Swim +10.
Feats.: Improved Smile, Iron Lungs.
Alignment : Usually neutral (with chaotic tendencies)
Languages : Baby Talk.
Possessions : Hospital Bracelet, Security Blanket, Mom and Dad’s complete attention.

Good job Jenn and Robert! We always need more players!!!
Ultradan


Girl
Lila Emerson Head
6lbs. 11oz. at birth
19.5" long
Daughter #3

So this is what I find when I google my baby's name!!
Thanks so much babe! geez!! That is a horrible picture of me!! I do however appreciate you posting the good news. Very sweet!

Thanks everyone for the well wishes!!

Jenn
Dutchess of little sleep and lots of breastfeeding

Oh, and I asked Rob what my stats would be for going all the way through labor unmedicated, having a breech baby, and ending up with a c-seciton anyway, with a 3 day crappy hospital stay. He has yet to answer, but I really deserve a lot of experience points as far as I am concerned.


JennGwynne wrote:
Oh, and I asked Rob what my stats would be for going all the way through labor unmedicated, having a breech baby, and ending up with a c-seciton anyway, with a 3 day crappy hospital stay. He has yet to answer, but I really deserve a lot of experience points as far as I am concerned.

I'm thinking Great Fortitude is in there somewhere. Whoof. You've definitely passed the Requirements for the Mommy prestige class, which we all know grants abilities like Eyes in the Back of the Head, Mommy Sense and Protect Cub.

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