Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

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Right on......


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new map linky


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back in an hour or two


Position looks good for Rag.


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Alinya casts mage armor on herself.


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Right on.

Does she like her position? I'll "pink" her character.


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Hell with it; I put Rholfy up front, Edwin behind him, and you can go to it whenever you want.


M Human Cleric / 6

I'm fine with Rholf's position.

Rholf looks uncomfortable, but readies his shield and warhammer nonetheless.


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right on...


Edwin just stands, staring at the doors.

"But, but,..."

HE is obviously completely baffled by the fact that his charms did not work on the strange woman.

He sniffs, straightens his tie, and pulls out his bow.

"The 'direct approach' is exceptionally uncouth. But occasionally satisfying."

Ready as I'll ever be!


Ragnvaldr, seeing everyone apparently ready and waiting, shoulders up to the door. He tries the handle first to see if it is even locked...

If it's not locked, he just opens it. If it is, he attempts to shoulder it down. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7... but probably fails. If a retry is allowed: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16 for the second attempt. Maybe someone can aid?


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Right on.....she's a byoch.


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Ragnvaldr the Grey wrote:

Ragnvaldr, seeing everyone apparently ready and waiting, shoulders up to the door. He tries the handle first to see if it is even locked...

If it's not locked, he just opens it. If it is, he attempts to shoulder it down. 1d20+4... but probably fails. If a retry is allowed: 1d20+4 for the second attempt. Maybe someone can aid?

Eff it; 16 gets the thing open.

The dog comes lurching around the wagon.

Initiative.

1d20 ⇒ 8 +??????? for the dog.....

Just need one roll for the par-tay.


Human Wizard 6

Party initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12. I used Ragnvaldr's initiative because he's at the front.

"I want to examine the dog after we disable it."


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Right on. Party totally wins initiative. Attack-at-will.


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Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:


"I want to examine the dog after we disable it."

He's thinking the same about you guys...


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I'm gonna watch a show. Back in an hour.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik throws a mind dagger at the charging "animal"

ATK: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
DMG: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
PS: 1d8 ⇒ 8
NOTE: PS (psychic strike): Mindless creatures are immune to this damage, although non-mindless creatures immune to mind-affecting effects are affected by this damage as normal.


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Leik hits the meatdog, but his blade doesn't seem to do much of anything to it.


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf steps up (to N16, please), and takes a swing at the four-legged meat puppet...

+1 Warhammer Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

even the base 5 dmg doesn't look like it worked? I figured from the creature's description that the psychic strike wouldn't work


With the door thrown wide, the Ulfen shoulders his way in and attacks the creature.

5' step to O-16. If this thing happens to be undead, add 2 to attack and damage rolls against it.

Axe: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 to hit for 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 damage.
Shield: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 to hit for 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 damage and bull rush.


"One pincushion, coming right up!" Edwin drawls as he draws back his bow in a fluid motion which makes it seem slow,...

Bowshot: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 81d6 ⇒ 6

And Edwin's arrow misses the meatsack of a mutt by a mile. The arrow buries itself up too the fletching in an innocent inanimate object,...


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Rholf Kastigarr wrote:

Rholf steps up (to N16, please), and takes a swing at the four-legged meat puppet...

+1 Warhammer Attack: 1d20+5
Damage: 1d8+2

Rholf swings, but his blow does not connect.


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Leik Fire wrote:
even the base 5 dmg doesn't look like it worked? I figured from the creature's description that the psychic strike wouldn't work

It doesn't look hurt by the thing; he feels like he's hitting dense mummified meat.


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Ragnvaldr the Grey wrote:

With the door thrown wide, the Ulfen shoulders his way in and attacks the creature.

5' step to O-16. If this thing happens to be undead, add 2 to attack and damage rolls against it.

Axe: 1d20+7 to hit for 1d8+5 damage.
Shield: 1d20+7 to hit for 1d6+3 damage and bull rush.

Ragn's axe misses as well; his shield bashes the thing to little effect.

He smashes into the thing, but it doesn't budge.

Ragn feels like he just bullrushed a treestump.
{no damage; just kinda needs some Ben Gay for his shoulder now}


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Edwin Drood wrote:

"One pincushion, coming right up!" Edwin drawls as he draws back his bow in a fluid motion which makes it seem slow,...

Bowshot: 1d20+7; 1d6

And Edwin's arrow misses the meatsack of a mutt by a mile. The arrow buries itself up too the fletching in an innocent inanimate object,...

He thunks an arrow into the wooden door across the courtyard to the north.


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Larissa; Alinya are up to bat.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

"Well comrades, it looks like my blades are entirely useless against this."


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa conjures another instance of Sarenrae's Scimitar and sends it after the dogolem.

She moves just far enough to see in and eye her target from behind the others.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6


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This time her aim's not too good.

The scimitar swishes in the air.

Alinya's up


'Agile little mutt, isn't it?" Edwin mutters darkly.


Human Wizard 6

Alinya's considers the dog-thing, and her companions lack of success in wounding it. I wonder what might be its weakness? What knowledge skill would be appropriate? Religion or arcana or planes?

"Well, this works on almost anything." Alinya takes a wand from her belt, and calmly points it toward the beast. Magic missile: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


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The magic missile does nothing to the meatdog.

It takes a bite at Ragnvaldr, and misses.

That round was a complete wash.

Group's attack!!!


Human Wizard 6

Knowledge rolls:
Knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Knowledge (planes): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
Knowledge (religion): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
Thinking about weaknesses and vulnerabilities.

"What are you?"


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Golem; pretty much immune to magic.

Fire/cold slows them; lightning heals them.

Hard to stab, but not impossible.


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I'll be back in an hour or whatnot.


Seeing the creature's resilience, Ragnvaldr redoubles his efforts as he brings the axe down with fury.

Power Attacking. 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27 to hit, dealing 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15. Oooooh, shame to waste a x3 crit threat on a construct. :(


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

i thought you could crit constructs and undead in pathfinder? just looked up construct traits in PF and there is no immunity to crits listed.


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Ragnvaldr the Grey wrote:

Seeing the creature's resilience, Ragnvaldr redoubles his efforts as he brings the axe down with fury.

Power Attacking. 1d20+7 to hit, dealing 1d8+9. Oooooh, shame to waste a x3 crit threat on a construct. :(

Mighty Ragnvalder does a good gob of damage to the thing with this mighty blow. He takes an axe shaped wedge out of its ribcage.

It's eerie though. The meatdog thing is absolutely silent when this happens.


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Leik Fire wrote:
i thought you could crit constructs and undead in pathfinder? just looked up construct traits in PF and there is no immunity to crits listed.

Crit away. They are crittable.

(3.5 flashback over....) ;)


M Human Cleric / 6

Taking a side-step (to O 15, please), Rholf redoubles his efforts to bash the thing...

+1 Warhammer Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


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Rholf connects this time, but can't seem to damage the thing....


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Crit away. They are crittable.

Well, in that case! Crit confirm: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 to confirm, dealing 2d8 + 18 ⇒ (5, 7) + 18 = 30 bonus damage. That's 45 total damage in a single hit.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik will spend his turn making his mind blade into an appropriately sized bastard sword. only a move action but nothing really else he can do at the moment


"Let's wrap this up, shall we?" Edwin says with a smirk, pulling out his whip and snapping it at the meat-dog.

Entangle golem-pup with Whip, 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa, with no other ideas, lets the mystical sword continue.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

That might actually hit - do I need to roll for SR?

She just shakes her head in amazement at the display of power by the Ulfen warrior.


Human Wizard 6

"That blow was worthy of dear departed Wod in one of his famous rages!" Alinya waits to see the effect of her companions' blows before spending any more of her scant resources.


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Ragnvaldr the Grey wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Crit away. They are crittable.
Well, in that case! Crit confirm: 1d20+7 to confirm, dealing 2d8+18 bonus damage. That's 45 total damage in a single hit.

HOOMYOW!

The dog is axebit rather harshly.

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