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Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

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M Human Cleric / 6

"Perhaps I could gain us simpler interest." Rholf offers, as Leik approaches the gate (Anywhere on the map that puts me out of direct view from the gate is fine, Mr. DM.) Rholf then quickly lays out his idea; "I could be looking for some kind of assistance in removing these." he points to the flames constantly rising up from his hair as he says this last bit. "I'm sure that, between Edwin and myself, we could get them to open the gate, and give us a 'tour' of the place..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

nitey nite!


M Human Cleric / 6
Rholf Kastigarr wrote:
"Perhaps I could gain us simpler interest." Rholf offers, as Leik approaches the gate (Anywhere on the map that puts me out of direct view from the gate is fine, Mr. DM.) Rholf then quickly lays out his idea; "I could be looking for some kind of assistance in removing these." he points to the flames constantly rising up from his hair as he says this last bit. "I'm sure that, between Edwin and myself, we could get them to open the gate, and give us a 'tour' of the place..."

Doh!!! That was supposed to be "simpler ENTRANCE", not interest... Curse you autocorrect...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

new page, new map linky


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on....


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik will follow Rholf's lead, since this town is unfamiliar to Leik.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

milk run; back in an hour.


M Human Cleric / 6

"Excellent... Leik, stand near the back. You'll likely be overlooked." With a nod to Edwin, Rholf rings the bell and waits for a response.


The Ulfen remains out of sight with the rest of the party, shield braced and ready for if things go awry.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik will get out of the way as well so he is unnoticed (still stealthy)


Edwin steps forward, straightening his necktie unconsciously.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

There's a pregnant moment of silence, as he contemplates the bell at the gate, attached to a greasy string.


<Ringading>

:)


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This really really ugly dog that seems to be made out of dried meat climbs out from under the wagon to sit and stare silently, like a taxidermist's drunken postmodernist experiment at Edwin.


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What do you do? It's been.....20 seconds.


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf rings more insistently.


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After a minute, the door to the north opens.

A rather hard looking, middle aged before her time, kinda carny roustabout looking woman walks through, dressed in leather armor.

"Yeah, what you want!" she challenges more than asks.


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

I'll be out for the next 3-4 hours...


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

and I'm on call, so that's if I don't get called in.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzzzzah!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

After a minute, the door to the north opens.

A rather hard looking, middle aged before her time, kinda carny roustabout looking woman walks through, dressed in leather armor.

"Yeah, what you want!" she challenges more than asks.

She looks like a meth addict.


Human Wizard 6

Alinya speaks quietly, "Keep close grip on your weapons, friends. I have no doubt that Edwin and Rholf will spin some amusing tale to gain entrance. I also have no doubt that, shortly afterwards, the inevitable violence will ensue." She sighs, but doesn't look too despondent at the thought.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The dog doesn't sniff, pant, scratch, woof, or do anything else remotely doglike. He seems to be more of an animate steak given dog form than an actual dog.


Human Wizard 6

Looking at the map, I guess only Edwin and Rholf can see the dog?


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atm; you've seen it at some point though. I'm unable to map "milling about" as such.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

nitey nite!!!!!


M Human Cleric / 6

"Well met, good lady! May we have just a moment of your time? We would gladly compensate you for the interruption." Rholf smiles benignly.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16


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She walks up to the gate. Looks at Rholf; doesn't say anything.


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

called in. Back in 4-5 hours.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzzah!!!!!


Sorry, busy weekend. (Aren't they all?!?) ;P

Momentarily taken aback by the appearance of the,... dog? Edwin is ashamed to admit that he is surprised by the woman's appearance and hostile tone. He cannot help but take another look at the strange canine as Rholf greets the woman,...

Per on 'dog': 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

He turns to the lady even as his mind processes his swift but thorough examination of the creature. He takes another look at the lady as he straitens his tie once again.

Per on LAdy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17

Edwin swiftly decides that his usual, aggressive, approach might backfire on the already seemingly hostile woman. So he swiftly switches mental tracks.

"Ah! WOnderful! I was afraid that we would have to return later! And I'm not really certain that we HAVE any time left! As you can obviously see, my associate has been cursed! Knowing the vindictiveness of the witch who called the curse down on him, we are fairly certain that it is only a matter of time before the flames that currently dance on his head consume him utterly! We beseech your aid in ridding him of this diabolical curse before it is too late!" Edwin pleads wholeheartedly,...

Perform/Bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16


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The dog is made of meat.........the woman; there's something off about her; can't tell what exactly.

She looks at him;
"He don't seem to be hurt any. Come here, boy.....let me feel your hair."

She reaches out a hand through the gate, to touch his flamy coiffure.

Perception roll for Edwin and Rholfy. You smell.......chymickules, and smell really a lot of perfume.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!


M Human Cleric / 6

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Dumb as a brick, I are!


Human Wizard 6

Heathy:
Alinya is thinking about alchemy and about flesh golems in connection with both the woman and the dog. Kn Arcana: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26. Does it seem like they might be constructs?


Per: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

Edwin sniffs twice, then sneezes.

"Excuse me,..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Edwin:

Spoiler:
you smell decay, below the surface of too much perfume. And the face of the woman doesn't seem as animated somehow as it should.


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Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Alinya:

Spoiler:
the woman,.....is odd. She's not what she appears.

The meatdog IS a golem.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Is it working? I don't dare look... But I can't tell.


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Is what working?.....


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

She's thinking about Edwin and Rholf's efforts...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on,......

she's trying to touch Rholf's hair. Does he let her? And if so,.....I assume it doesn't burn her(?)


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf leans forward to allow her to touch the flames, which do not burn her... "It's getting hotter every day. I can tell, I can..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Hmmm. It doesn't hurt. You probably just crazy.
Learn to relax.

Maybe wash your hair in holy water."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

nitey nite!!!!!!!!!!!!


Human Wizard 6

Heathy:
Awesome!

"Well that's rather interesting. I hope we get inside for a little investigation."


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

"What's interesting?" Are we all around the corner waiting other than Edwin, Rholf, and Leik?

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