DougFungus' Rise of the RuneLords

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Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"Getting all wet and now sweaty, this is a hard job but better than getting pricked all over." She gazes to the briar bushes and the deep shadows that make up their bulk and then her view drifts back over to the bridge and how it desperately sways in the winds.

Softly trying to speak over the crashing waves down below, Zara adds; "I know a sailors reef from a sheepshank but not too much more, really."

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"Eh, I'll do it. You guys stay here, at least until I'm across." With a snarl at the rocks far below, the formidable woman inches across the bridge to the other side, where she attempts to retie the knots.

CMB: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

Once done, she motions the rest to join her, holding up one finger in caution, then making walking motions with her hand, then pointing to the ground next to her. She repeats the sequence until somebody else does something, doubtless looking like an idiot, but not really caring. She draws her scythe since there are still goblin noises nearby.

The Exchange

Female Elf Rogue 2

Samara raises an eyebrow at Nicea when she talks about kink. Clearly the elf has no idea what the strongwoman is talking about. However, she receives the signal on what to do to get to the other side loud and clear, and since Nicea draws her weapon she does the same, drawing both her rapier and the silver dagger once at the other side.

She inspects the knots out of general curiosity.


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

Looking down the vertiginous abyss, at the dark waves crashing against the rocks below causes the Varisian's heart to quicken and legs to soften. "Stupid goblins, why do they live across there?" She says softly, almost to herself.

Before anyone else crosses the bridge, she casts Guidance upon them.


Ephemeral GameMaster

Samara easily discovers that the knots allow the bridge moorings to hitched in such a way that the bridge will now stay secure. After securing the bridge the others may cross without fear of it falling. Gathered on the other side the first good look at the structure is finally available.

Burnt Offerings wrote:

Thistletop's stockade is made of thick wood. Closer inspection reveals that most of the wood seems to have been scavenged from ships—a few nameplates remain affixed to some of the beams, while other timbers look like they might have once been masts.

The front doors leading into Thistletop proper hang ajar. The walls of the stockade itself appear scalable. Note that while the stockade is made of wood, the damp sea air and thick layers of soggy moss and lichen that grow here and there make it difficult to burn without significant work—a fortunate feature indeed, for most goblin dens made of wood don’t last much longer than it takes for the first goblin to light a fire.

North of the door are four goblins seem to be doing something odd. Three are throwing rocks at a seagull tied to a thick string that a fourth is holding. It almost look like the goblin's flying the bird like a kite, but its cruel actuality quickly becomes apparent. The goblins are cheering and jeering pretty loudly while four ugly goblin dogs fitted with crude leather saddles that are barely more than blankets yap and dance around watching the gull with excitement.

GM rolls:
8d20 ⇒ (5, 6, 2, 18, 16, 14, 19, 20) = 100

One of the goblins happens to watch the arc of a missed throw until his gaze lines up with the now massed adventurers. He gives a squawk, and the other three and their goblin dog mounts frantically begin pulling weapons. A couple are close enough to jump up on their goblin dogs leaving the party facing quite the crew. But then, they are only goblins. It would be best to end this quickly as the area they were playing their game is right below an obvious watchtower.

Initiatives:

  • Damieka: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
  • Davben: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
  • Nicea: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
  • Samara: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
  • Silva: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
  • Zara: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
  • Goblin A: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
  • Goblin B: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
  • Goblin C: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
  • Goblin D: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
  • Goblin Dog A: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
  • Goblin Dog B: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
  • Goblin Dog C: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
  • Goblin Dog D: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Man, look at those two double sets of natural 20s in a row! Those would have been some criticals confirmed! >:O


Ephemeral GameMaster

Round 1

Active:

  • 1. Davben
  • 2. Nicea

Pending:
  • 3. Goblin Dog A
  • 4. Goblin Dog B
  • 5. Damieka
  • 6. Goblin B
  • 7. Goblin Dog D w/ Goblin D
  • 8. Goblin A
  • 9. Silva
  • 10. Samara
  • 11.Zara
  • 12. Goblin Dog C w/ Goblin C

All Goblins on their mounts use their turn to hop up and effectively lost their initiative roll which become the same as their mount's.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"I hate seagulls too, but you can just all die."

Dash to the square in front of the mounted goblin dog D and make with the grim harvest...

scythe,PA,charge: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 2 = 17
dmg if hits: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 1) + 7 = 12

Liberty's Edge

Male Human Monk Unchained/3 Acrobat/1 | HP 32/32 AC 15, perception 11

Punching: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

"We need to stop them quickly" Davben moves up to take a swing at the nearest riderless goblin dog.

Move in front of goblin dog to the right, not sure if it's A or B


Ephemeral GameMaster

Without any preamble, the viciously armed woman cuts one of the goblin dogs grievously with her scythe. With a shrill squeak, it collapses in pain, and its eyes roll up into its skull as it loses consciousness.

"Blargh!" yells its rider who tumbles from the makeshift saddle.

Ride DC 15: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

The short humanoid falls and rolls over in a somersault using its own ungainly head as a counterweight to right itself and end up on its feet! It gives Nicea an angry look.

"Me going to eat your guts! Make sausages with 'em!"

Goblin Dog D is unconscious.

Goblin Dog A rushes forward with a hissing snarl, while Goblin Dog B attempts to latch on to the Davben's off balance punching arm.

Bite Nicea: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Bite Davben: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Both of the ugly rodents can't seem to get past Nicea or Davben's defenses.

Damieka's up! If no post in 24 hours, I'll bot.


Ephemeral GameMaster

Damieka draws her bow and fluidly lets loose an arrow at the recently unseated Goblin D.

Arrow of Goblinoid Hate: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

The shot hits the goblin's body solidly. It cries out again, and the anger in its face is replaced with fear.

It moves back while clutching at the arrow embedded in its torso. It shakily draws a bow, and tries to shoot the armored woman who killed its mount.

"Help! Help!" It cries.

Shaky Arrow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 4 = 16
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

The crude arrow manages to stick somewhere inconvenient.

The goblin closest to Nicea swings a pitted short sword with both hands.

Two Hands!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

It misses terribly.

Death: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

The fallen goblin dog lies on the ground unconscious.

Another goblin tries to shoot past the goblin dog at Nicea.

Less Shaky Arrow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 - 4 = 5
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

In an impressive display, the arrow sails past and flies all the way to the other side of the rope bridge!!

Too bad that's not what the goblin had been trying to do...

Silva, Samara, Zara are up now.


Male Human Tattooed Sorcerer 4 | hp 30/30

By some miracle, Silva makes it all the way up the cliff and across the bridge without opening his mouth a single time. No complaints about his aching arms, no lewd remarks, and no bragging about his arcane might. Once he sees the stupid goblins however, he laughs out.

"Finally!" he calls out, whipping out his handy dandy wand of magic missile. With a swish and flick of his wrist, he sends two guided projectiles of force hurtling towards one of the goblins in the back of the group.

Shooting Goblin A.
Magic Missile!: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (2, 1) + 2 = 5

Sovereign Court

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Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Swish and flick is wingardium leviosa.

The Exchange

Female Elf Rogue 2

Samara rushes forward and attemps to jab at the goblin ahead with her rapier.

Stab: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

Zara sashays forward, slipping off her jangling scarf skirt with it's shining sharpened coins sewn into the material. Silva's eyes drawn to the revealed pert scarf-clad behind, as the dancer spins forward to the party's shield wall. With a graceful swing of her shoulders she brings down the scarf in what some might ungenerously call a fisherman's cast across the dog that Davben attempted to strike.

Move between Davben & Nicea, whilst drawing bladed scarf
Attack (GDB): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7; Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5


Ephemeral GameMaster

Both Zara and Samara charge forward but their attacks miss their targets as the small creatures dart around. Silva is more successful in making contact. Of course, he wouldn't be much an arcane caster if he could miss with magic missile...

Goblin A clutches its chest at the point of impact and growls but remains standing.

Goblin Dog C and its rider both attack Nicea!

Goblin C: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Goblin Dog C: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

...but neither are able to penetrate her armor to deal any significant damage.

Nicea & Davben are up next.

Liberty's Edge

Male Human Monk Unchained/3 Acrobat/1 | HP 32/32 AC 15, perception 11

Davben takes a swinging hook at the dog in front of him hopefully he can quickly take it down and push forward. He follows up with a quick elbow.

Pet the doggie: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Elbowing Foul: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

If the first hit drops the dog, Dav will 5ft step forward to attack the gobbo D with the 2nd, if not attack dog again with 2nd attack

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Nicea flinches slightly as the arrow finds a joint in her armor. Pointing menacingly at the goblin who shot it, she snarls, "You. I'm coming for you, buddy, soon's I kill everything between us."

Swing at goblin dog immediately before her. HP 33-2=31.

scythe,PA: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
dmg if hits: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (2, 4) + 7 = 13


Ephemeral GameMaster

Round 2 (cont):

Davben's punch strikes the goblin dog square between the eyes. It looks cross-eyed and then simply collapses clearly unconscious. Davben steps forward but his second attack misses the injured goblin.

Daven needs to make a DC 12 Fortitude save or break out in an itching rash. A creature affected by this rash takes a –2 penalty to Dexterity and Charisma for 1 day (multiple allergic reactions do not stack). Remove disease or any magical healing removes the rash instantly. This is a disease effect. The save DC is Constitution-based.

Nicea's attack on the dog-like rodent in front of her misses as it leaps at her with slavering jaws.

Goblin Dog A bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

DC 12 Fort save, Nicea, as above.

Damieka is up. I will bot if no post in 24 hours.

    Tally:
  • Goblin Dog D unconscious and bleeding.
  • Goblin Dog B unconscious.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Liberty's Edge

Male Human Monk Unchained/3 Acrobat/1 | HP 32/32 AC 15, perception 11

Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Twinsies!


Female Half-Elf 4/ HP 37 / 20 arrows left / 13 climb chk

Damieka snarls then shoots at the goblin closest to her:

Arrow of Goblinoid Hate:: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 221d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Sorry gang it's been pretty messed up this last month or so with my mother going into the hospital again, doctor appointments and me getting sick for two weeks. Thank you Spirit for masterly running Damieka. I do appreciate it.


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Triplets :o


Ephemeral GameMaster

Round 3 (cont)

Damieka's arrow strikes Goblin C but doesn't knock him off his slathering mount. This one also begins to cry out.

"Help, help!"

  • Injured Goblin D attempts to shoot at Davben this time seeing him closer and seemingly the larger threat.

    Shaky Arrow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 - 4 = 6
    damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

    Its injuries hamper its aim this time.

  • The Goblin B swings its pitted short sword with both hands trying to injure the elven rogue who rushed forward.

    Two Hands!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
    damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

    The hit connects solidly...even if it doesn't hurt all that much.

  • Goblin A tries to shoot past the goblin dog at Nicea again to redeem its earlier failure.

    Getting More Shaky Arrow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 4 = 4
    damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

    This time it wows the audience with another skillfully placed arrow threading the needle through a circular loop on Nicea's armor straps! It quickly falls into the grass harmlessly afterwards.

    The goblin literally throws its hands up and wails.

Silva, Samara, Zara are up now.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"That was amazing," Nicea marvels to the wailing goblin, "You could make a living doing that... if I weren't going to kill you, that is."


Male Human Tattooed Sorcerer 4 | hp 30/30

"Man, I almost feel sorry for these guys. Almost. Okay, so not at all, really," Silva yammers as he lazily flicks his wand again, sending another two force missiles at the failure of a goblin.

Magic Missiles vs. Goblin A: 2d4 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 2 = 6

The Exchange

Female Elf Rogue 2

Rapier stab: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 2 = 19
Ouch!: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Dagger carve: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 2 = 18
Pain: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Samara attempts to impale the goblin in front of her on her weapons and push it aside, "Please stand aside. I need to reposition." If the goblin listens to her request by dying politely, she takes one step northward.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

The pain of the goblin dog attack begins to sink in through the adrenaline rush of battle and Nicea swears in ways that would embarrass her sailor boyfriend.

Didn't see goblin dog hit. So that's 31-8 for 23 hp.


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

With a side-long glance to Nicea for her utterly filthy mouth, Zara sweeps her scarf down across the goblin in front of her.

Attack Gobbo Dog B: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"Way to #^@* that !*@*&#er up, *@*!&!!," Nicea cheers her on.


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

"I'm not a *@*!&!!" Zara mumbles softly, swinging away from the goblin creature with a dancers grace.

Liberty's Edge

Male Human Monk Unchained/3 Acrobat/1 | HP 32/32 AC 15, perception 11

"Hard as it may be to believe I think she actually meant *@*!&!! as a compliment"

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"It's not?" O.O


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

"Do we have to keep swearing in front of the goblins? Else we'll be the uncouth ones!" Zara despairs.


Ephemeral GameMaster

Almost forgot the Cs!

Goblin Dog C attempts to bite Zara while the angry Goblin C on its back tries to stab her.

Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Stab: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Neither have any success.

Round 2 Cleanup

Goblin A is smashed back into the Thistletop palisade before collapsing in a heap. It coughs pitifully as goblin blood leaks from its mouth into the grass and dirt. Silva's magic seems to have caused some severe internal injuries and it only barely clings to life.

Samara's blades deal out grievous wounds to Goblin B who passes out bleeding terribly.

Zara performs a spinning scarf maneuver that would surely have earned her a good deal of coin...but only deals a shallow injury to Goblin Dog C. I know you said B, but B is already unconscious at Davben's feet.


Ephemeral GameMaster

Round 3

GM rolls: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
GM rolls: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16

Davben and Nicea are up.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"Eat steel, you f-... nasty b-... beast," Nicea stammers, releasing her pent-up, frustrated energy in the swing of her scythe rather than her language.

scythe, PA, goblin dog straight ahead: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
dmg if hits: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 3) + 7 = 14
crit confirmation, goblin dog straight ahead: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
crit dmgx2 if conf: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (2, 4) + 7 = 13
crit dmgx3 if conf: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 2) + 7 = 13
crit dmgx4 if conf: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 3) + 7 = 14

"F*%@ YEAH!" she screams triumphantly at Zara, "NO CUSSING! YOU'RE A GODDAMNED GENIUS!"

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Nicea regards her scythe lovingly. "I think I'll name you... Red Mist."


Male Human Tattooed Sorcerer 4 | hp 30/30

"You're naming it? Now that's just adorable. Uh. Please don't kill me."

Liberty's Edge

Male Human Monk Unchained/3 Acrobat/1 | HP 32/32 AC 15, perception 11

"Red Mist? Right, well I suppose that's about what's left of that dog."

The nimble monk quickly steps between the two remaining goblins, putting the mounted one between Zara and himself. "Ok string bean, you had your fun, the ride's over" He makes a quick thrust with his palm towards the little mounted monster, and follows up with a solid spinning back kick for good measure.

Palm smash: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 2 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (1) = 5
Foot in the face: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 5 + 2 = 19
More Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (5) + 3 + (4) = 12

5ft step, and flurry against mounted goblin, if first hit drops the goblin the second will be against the dog.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"I'll kill you later, Noodles. Davben, you're gonna need to name your hands and feet!"


Ephemeral GameMaster

Round 3 (cont.)

In a series of scythes strikes almost faster than can seen, Nicea slices Goblin Dog A into a bajillion pieces. It might have looked something like this, but there's much more blood which sprays across everyone within a 10 ft burst.

Davben smashes Goblin C's face with his palm knocking Goblin C from its mount's back where it lies bonelessly and clearly hurt. Blood leaks from it's nose.

Goblin C is down.

Then with a spinning kick which seems like a flowing movement from his punch, Davben delivers a powerful kick to Goblin Dog C as well. With a yelp, it collapses as several ribs break.

Goblin Dog C is down.

Goblin D quakes in fear as it and the seagull tied to the string are the last of the original creatures left alive.

Damieka is up!


Ephemeral GameMaster

I just realized I forgot to add the damage from Dameika's Point Blank Shot feat into the total which has already struck Goblin D. It should actually be unconscious, so we'll just go ahead and do that now.

Combat Ends

Goblin D is shaking so badly that when Davben walks closer and says, "Boo!" it simply faints into the grass.

Several of the creatures are still alive. You may choose to leave them to bleed or stabilize on their own, or take an active participation in hastening either result.

Edit: Please advise if you do either in your posts.


Ephemeral GameMaster

The party hears some rustling from above in the closest guard tower. It may be a good time to get moving, and possibly do something about the state of the grounds.

Assume any action you take from above occurs prior to this.

Thistletop's main gate is open and ajar.

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

"We're already filthy; might as well finish 'em off before we clean up." Nicea cheerfully hoists Red Mist and prepares to do so.

Anybody can speak up and Save A Goblin; otherwise, Nicea will proceed with the coup de grace while you guys search.


Ephemeral GameMaster

In case the edit above is missed, I would like everyone to indicate if they are assisting Nicea or taking a different action.

Inside Thistletop's main gate:

Burnt Offerings wrote:
The floor of this room is hard-packed soil, as if the builders either ran out of lumber after building the walls and roof, or as if they simply never thought about building a floor. A number of poorly preserved horse and dog heads are mounted along the eastern wall, while along the southern wall hangs a pair of large black-feathered wings tacked to the wall with daggers.


Male Human Tattooed Sorcerer 4 | hp 30/30

"Hold up," Silva says, eyeing the guard tower. "I know you have a lot of fun with that thing, but let's just chuck 'em off the cliff."

After putting away his wand, he starts dragging one of the goblin corpses back toward the bridge. His grunting insinuates that this is a herculean effort for him. "That way... they won't be... any the wiser."

Sovereign Court

Human Ftr 2/Barb 2; Init +3; Perception +8; HP 33/43; AC 16/t12/ff15; F+8, R+2, W+1

Nicea shrugs, stows Red Mist, and picks up a goblin under each arm, whistling a cheerful little tune as she hucks them off the cliff.

Better help Noodles. Don't want to waste healing on a hernia.

"Woah, look at that one fly! Might be a distance record! We should start goblin-tossing in Sandpoint. I bet those folks would appreciate the sport, and dwarves have gotten pretty grumpy about being tossed."

The Exchange

Female Elf Rogue 2

Samara lifts a finger and says, "The goblins may have had some valuables. It is easier to get them up here than down there." She peers down as a couple of the goblins find their way down the cliff. She crosses her arms in thought, then approaches to check for valuables on the non-splattered-at-the-bottom-of-a-cliff goblins.


Init +5, HP 25/27HP, Perception +2, Sense Motive +6, AC 16/10/13

After having seen what the goblins did to Sandpoint, Zara isn't feeling merciful to the creatures and lets Nicea act without a word. Then she looks down at herself and the arterial streak of blood and shakes her head. 'A little blood is to be expected, but that reaping of Nicea's wasn't really...'

She gets a iron pot from her pack and creates water in it, adds a numb of soap that's quickly reduced to suds and then dumps the whole pot over her head. She looks back to where Samara's looting the bodies, before they're unceremoniously dumped down the cliff. "Anyone else want a quick shower? Although we'd best check out the garrison, it's a bit nippy out."

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