Yes... Most excellent. Want to help
Yay for being a GM, rewriting people lives with the slip of a tongue.
I am going to be without a computer for the next few days due to a combination of a friend's wedding out of town and some brief but much-needed vacation/rest sort of thing. I will be back come Monday. Please DMPC Joneth as needed.
Oof - that were a bit of an effort to do one handed with a sleeping baby on chest.
Fish has an announcement, which will tie in to her imminent punishment :)
Voice, you do a damn good job of making everyone on this ship hateable. I'm looking forward to turning them all into undead galley slaves.
Thanks DM.
Everyone, thanks letting me be part of your game, it's been fun. On the 14th I will be heading to Spain to hike El Camino de Santiago, then Hadrian's Wall and Offa's Dyke in the UK. Regular posting won't be possible until my return for school at the end of August, so I must bid you all adieu, for now. As for Fish's fate, you shall soon see.
P.S. Alas for censoring. The word which shall not be written describes an earthen wall and is spelled with the letters D. Y. K. E.
Voice, you do a damn good job of making everyone on this ship hateable.
Hopefully not all of them... some are actually meant to be friendly-ish (hint, be nice to the cook :P)
I wish Fish well on the journey, and he's welcome back upon his return as long as he's managed to consume half his bodyweight in sangria and iberico pork during the hike :P
Good luck, I need you back or else I will be the only half-fish on this team.
Before the journey is through, pigs will tremble at my name, and in hushed whispered speak of 'He-who-devourers'.
Yes, Obisyth. And then... we will rule the world! The ocean at bare minimum.
Have a great time Fish! I too hope we see you again!
Be careful if you get down to Morocco, the trips there might be much better, but you might also find yourself chained to an oar rowing against your will - and I doubt you swim as well as your avatar.
Nah, I'll be a pilgrim in the north, so no piracy, might gain a level of cleric though, maybe monk.
Monk is good, but if you go to Africa, you could get a level of Monkey which is even better.
No one messes with a monkey.
Sorry I've been absent. Still having internet issues. I'm forced to update from my phone over the weekends and I ran out of data on friday. New billing cycle now though, so It'll be easier to keep up.
Hearing stories like that, I am glad I am grandfathered in on the AT&T unlimited data plan.
Why? Why would you say these things just to hurt me?
Er - I also got two midgets to feed every day, so it is not all surfing and posting to Paizo. But I gotta admit that they are fun.
Is that how you get grandfathered in these days? The contract says "care for these two midgets..."
Na you get grandfathered in because only AT&T had the Iphone for several years and you suffered through their crappy service so that you could buy 99 cent apps.
I just made a 20' Macadonian pike(Sarissa)!
As a note, I will be away from home for the next week. Should be able to post in the morning and evening, but there are no guarantees. If I miss a day and am holding something up, please have someone post for me. I doubt I will miss a day, but one never knows being in the road.
Cheers Oby, have a fun adventure!
I just made a 20' Macadonian pike(Sarissa)!
But it only has a 10' reach, right?
Nah, totally gives me 15' reach. Downside is it counts as carrying a heavy load when deployed. Get me and three pole-arm fighter buddies in a 5' tunnel though, and life gets awesome.
Just a note - had today off work and hence the lackage of posts. Weekends being weekends with chidlets makes it hard to get a decent post in also. It will improve over time, but at present my evenings are curtailed with the amusement of one that does not sleep much.
So apologies, update will be incoming as soon as able - but might not be until later this weekend.
I remember those days...
Benadryl. The $7 babysitter...
Well, in a few years, you will again be sailing the seven seas. I have been on pirates ships in the Caribbean, over London, and in Neverland in the past week with my six year old and almost eight year old. (Also been on safaris in Africa and Asia, on several rockets, on a rickety mining train, been in shootouts with numerous toys, and gotten thrown in the briar patch.)
For the record, I'm real curious what happened to Fish.
Er - Vacation + Water Lung Hex = Fish go for several month swim.
Aye - Obisyth has it right. Fish was heading away to drink sangria and eat iberico pork until the end of August, so rather than have Fish get carried for that time - I figured it would be easier if she disappeared entirely and re-arrived mysteriously at a later stage.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill and reanimate most of the NPCs we've met up to this point. All of us, including them, would be better off.
Well without spoiling the plot too much, you'll get your chance for some of them :P
I will be out of town for the next few days, guys. Please DMPC Joneth as needed until I get back. :-)
I will also be out of town for a week, starting tomorrow. I'll be able to post from my phone intermittently, but please don't hold up the game for me.
Hmmm - we now have 4 of 6 players out of town. Hey Shifty, time to have some fun.
As long as it has some goth/death metal undertones.
I think the key with Home Alone is figuring out whether you're Macauley Culkin or the thieves.... one could be barrels of laughs and alot of fun... the other less so.
Perhaps an Under Siege scenario, except without Seagull
Yeah I like that suggestion, except we dont have a gorgeous chick about to jump out of a cake.
Will see what happens on our next actions...!
Hey, I can use my Alter Self for the gorgeous chick - and I do have a Seagull (although I remember very little of Under Siege.)
Long but amusing side-story:
My wife's sister was once the Personal Assisstant to Mr Seagull himself... let's just leave it with the fact that he's a strange strange little man.
Oh hes nuttier than squirrel sh*t I'm sure of it.
I am sure I am going to regret this, but here is the Temple of Elemental Evil Recruitment thread - have fun.
Helloooooooo! Catching up on 230 posts now. As long as Nachni isn't dead, she'll be back shortly. I may have to take a turn driving first. Thanks for the patience and especially thanks for the lengthy GM NPC!
Oh, and while I'd love to do Temple of Elemental Evil, I'm going to keep it at my current PbPs for now. At least till I show to myself I can keep up with them for a couple months.
Welcome back Nachni - lengthy GMNPC was actually easy as I just faded you into the background for a while :)
I'd suggest stepping back into active mode with the start of Day 10 actions?
I had initially proposed using you on the front of ship as our figurehead, but the annoying Plugg wanted you to do real work.
Welcome back, enjoy the story.