Thees mast be reul guud stuff! Eye shee two doggies! Nenus Looks back and forth to the two dogs and picks the new one to start wailing on.
"Yaaah! Stop magicking in doggies! Stoopid not-goblin!" Ponk shrieks at Vorka, as he levels his hand and releases a stream of flame at her.
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that's another dead doggie
actions for lord longtung, vorka, and the swarm
first off lord longtung, Ghlurb the best way i know to handle this is that you both automatically deal unarmed damage to each other so CMD to gain the upper hand in the grapple
Lord Longtung has grappled you Ghlurb and done damage however you have dealt damage to him in the previous action
Ghlurb unarmed damage
Lord Longtung unarmed damage
Swarm damage to both
Vorka growls, You be quiet stoopid Gutwad Gobo. You doggie food! with that she summons yet another riding dog to attack ponk
damage
Ghlurb crunches down on the brittle potion vial as the jaws close around him, seeking to roll further into the creature's throat.
The goblin mumbles to herself, "Zarongel no be happy wit me if I know set someone on fire soon."
She eyes Vorka, "You will do, nicely." She gets a big sharp toothy smile. She forms a bolt of fire within her hands and lets it fly at dog-loving goblin.
Ponk shrieks as the dog tears his flesh, and then jumps back, sending a blast of flame at the dog's face. [ooc]5 foot step and another fire ray. Ranged Touch: Damage:
Grulo takes a step away from threatening enemies, draws his bow, and shoots at Vorka.
"Summon mangy dogs to fight for you, Vorka? That silly tactic... I have bow that shoot past them!"
Nenus looks down at the dead dog and smiles, Thurrs a gud doggie! Turning his attention to Vorka, Nenus laughs, Eye shee you! Looking at the room around him, slightly spinning, Nenus takes a swig and leaps towards Vorka using the wall as a guide rail.
Ghlurb emurges victorious, his mouth clamped around the longtongue's namesake. He clamps down viciously, severing the narrow appendage. He flicks it at Vorka, hoping the sticky residue remains viable for long enough.
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Bleeding from where the dog bit him, Ponk whirls on Vorka. "Burn!"
He gabbles out another spell and sends a fiery dragon her way, whizzing past her other opponents to burst in her face.
Having little other effect at the moment she slides over to Ponk and calls upon the will of Zarongel, "Heal da wounds of one who will burn our foes with fire on great Lord of Flame."
Hearing the plea of a worthless servant, in a burning pain of a red glow about Bregnac's hands over the bite, Ponk's wounds knit together as if nothing had occurred.
Grulo seethes and spits as he bellows out a long tirade of curses, then moves behind something to try to hide before shooting another arrow at Vorka.
Maybe Vorka no see me and I catch surprised...
Grulo grins wildly and proceeds to hum manically while searching the room, and Vorka's body for shiny pretties.
Ponk jumps around gleefully and cackles. "We kill Vorka! Now we are true goblin heroes! Now we get fireworks and go home for lots of boomy fun."
Wate ah minoote, whi scho quieet?
Nenus looks around the room, poking his bottle into anything lifelike followed by a swift crack with his bottle.
Cun wee go home? Eye rooning loo ahn mai loonch.
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4 potions on Vorka that radiate magic
The man-things—objects that once
belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left
behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly
worth something. The majority of these objects are
filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and
scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of
these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely
decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons,
towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange
pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a
tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be
worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are
mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases
paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the
more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled
silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon
worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory
and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry
blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has
been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump,
not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a
secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime
soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth
150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges
left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vialvial shaped like a
heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
Also there is a red chest.
"Oooo pretties..." the goblin says as she examines several of the items. If there are no objections she takes up the hairpin... "Make me look pretty!"
Looking over much of the wood and the like, "Much to burn!"
"We find firewerks?" she asks look up at the others also looking through the discovered items.
Ghlurb tears the lock from the chest with one tug, and the lid tumbles open. He holds out a handful of his own fireworks, to confirm they match the ones held in the wooden box. His brow crumples, but, after a moment, he nods decicively.
Time to burn stuff, he concludes, throwing the chest over one arm and practically skipping from the ship back to Licktoad Camp.
HA! Beasty talks! Nenus laughs as he follows Ghlurb back to camp. Tonight should be wondrous...
Ponk looks a little crestfallen as the massive goblin makes off with the fireworks, but consoles himself by scooping up the potions and helping the others collect pretties.
Haha mostly my fault, jumpin off stuff, and stuff.