DM Zyren's Heart of Journeys (Inactive)

Game Master Zyrenity

A series of PF modules! Now playing: Feast of Ravenmoor!


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Female Half-Elf Sorcerer 4 Bard 0

I don't know if that's the best...oh well, I guess it's decided. Nymeria sighs.


As Mobo moves on, he suddenly hears a thundering noise, then a muffled cry of pain and at last the whizzing of magical energy.

Quickly he scurries forward and is surprised to see a blonde woman in wintery gear throwing rays of fiery energy at a massive yeti who towers over the bloody corpse of a man in knightly armour!

The yeti seems rather unimpressed and the frantic look on the woman's face makes you think that she won't be able to put up much of a fight

Maze

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Sizing up the big furry thing, Mobo sees it as a bigger current threat and fires his Boomstick at the lumbering beast.

Boomstick 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 6


male Half-Elf Wizard 6

Was that the noiseful weapon of the Goblin? sigh Should we follow him?


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

The blue haired girl looks at the others before turning to Attalas: If you hear me shout, pull the rope. The cold should not affect me, but it sounds like King Mobo is doing target practice.

With that, Jez climbs into the hole to see what mischievous goblin is up to.


The bullet hits the yeti squarely between the eyes...dumbfounded the massive furry creature looks at Mobo and pokes a finger into the small hole in its forehead

You make me ouch! You friend?

The blonde woman has meanwhile run behind a large ice boulder and shouts

Goblin! Be careful, the yeti has tremendous strength!

Jez needs two rounds to reach Mobo - anyone else following her?


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

Ragnvald follows with a resigned sigh. "Probably just shooting at rats. Goblins are easily distracted."

As he says that the remaining goblins have apparently taken up the game of pulling their tongues away from the ice wall.


Mobo? Besides Ragnvald no followers?


male Half-Elf Wizard 6

Kost follows - if only because he is afraid the scary human will put him back on the kill list if he doesn't.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Scary human? We only have one human in this group.


male Half-Elf Wizard 6

Who threatened to kill Kosti a few times - together with his looks that makes him pretty scary ;-)


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Oh, he is not all that scary. Heck, the little blue haired girl is stronger than him. (And every so often might revert to the upbringing that her mother intended for her.)


male Half-Elf Wizard 6

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between 'not all that scary' and 'I am even scarier'...

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Me King Mobo Bang-Dead. Thought you were stupid Bugbear covered in snow, I see you much bigger. Mobo can be friend. Why you chase lady? She no look very tasty."

Diplomacy 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18


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The yeti relaxes a bit and cracks his knuckles

Bugbear? Pah...I have bugbears for breakfast! I'm also a king...uh....uh yes...uh King....ah yes, King Yeti...King Yeti the second!

the monster beams proudly at you and while his attention is completely directed towards you, the blonde woman quickly hurries away...

I friend of great Jarl, I help him kill people in Maze and I watch over funny globe thing!


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

The blue haired girl keeps crawling through the icy passage, apparently oblivious to the fact that others would find the cold ice uncomfortable.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Ooo you show King Mobo funny globe? We kings must stick together, in case minions revolt you know."


The moment Jez emerges from the icy tunnel, the yeti shakes Mobo's hand...a rather comical scene, and says

Yes, kings work together...uh...wait...is Jarl better than king or not?

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"You big strong yeti, you no need Jarl to tell you what to do. He king? No, he Jarl."


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez crawls from the ice and sees Mobo in a deep conversation with a rather large white creature.

King Mobo? Are you okay?

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Mobo turns, his balooned head filled with a grin, "This is King Yeti the Second, much more powerful than First King Yeti. Friend of Yarl," Mobo turns back towards the snowy creature. "This is Jez, my viceroy. Viceroy fancy word for talker."

"King Yeti guards globe-thing, and also scared away a yellow-haired lady."


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez bows her head: It is my pleasure to meet you wise King Yeti the Second. You were brave to scare away this yellow haired woman. You must be very powerful to be tasked with guarding the globe-thing.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21


Flattered by the viceroy's aka talker's kind words, the yeti smiles and grabs the lifeless armoured form to his feet

He was friend of yellow-haired manling, he weak sauce and not put up a fight, I good guardian...heh...uh...what did I want to say...uh...ah yes, I need viceroy too! King Mobo, you have more of these viceroys with you? We can trade: Viceroy versus globe and then we kill Jarl and I will be Emperor Yeti the third!


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jex looks down at Mobo and raises an eyebrow uncertain of what transpired in the conversation prior to her crawling from the icy passage.

Bluff to Mobo(send message): What he is saying.
Bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"King Yeti friend of Jarl, kill people in ice maze and look after funny globe. King Yeti the second sees that King Mobo knows how things work and wants to be better King, so if King Yeti gets a viceroy, we get funny globe then we help King Yeti kill Jarl and rule over ice maze for all the evers!" Turning back towards KYII, "Can't let viceroys get too smart, then they think they not replaceable."

Looking at the corpse, "Yellow hairs no threat to King Yeti. He King Yeti Blonde Breaker."


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez looks back to KYII: King Yeti, can you lead us back to the other side of this tunnel? King Mobo's bodyguard is there and is too large for the tunnel. Then you can show us the orb so that we can eliminate the Jarl and you shall become King, no Emperor, of the whole glacier.


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The yeti's eyes widen

Has also bodyguard? Me need bodyguard too! King Mobo, whom I count among my oldest regal friends, ummm, can you give me a viceroy and a bodyguard?

somehow the yeti's mind is now totally absorbed by thoughts of having a royal household.

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Mobo tucks his arms under his tiny frame, his tiny chin held high. "It shall be done."


Good! You king Mobo can rule your own demesne when I'm emperor. King Yet II says and gives Mobo a soft pat on the back that catapults him at least five feet forward.

Maze

It takes about half an hour to make the way back to the place where King Mobo's host has waited and as soon as their leader appears (accompanied by a new monstrous follower) the goblins begin to cheer and dance happily...or the grotesque parody of it...

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Beaming, King Mobo returns to his minions and sets about to see which goblinoids might fill the temporary positions of viceroy and bodyguard for his new found associate.


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Gnobbler:

Scrawny but quite tough with beady red eyes and a long hooked nose. Constantly speaks about the "dark fire" that will consume those "dammit elvez". Bad warrior but for a goblin good strategist.

Brutulus:

More hobgoblin than goblin. Tall, quite muscled and knows how to swing his two-handed club. A bit stupid though and knows only the direct approach to any problem.

Mipsy:

Small and sneaky, very clever, but a coward to the heart. Likes to use poisons, deceit and everything tricky. Has a weird soft spot for baby rabbits...

These three look like the cream of your crop...


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

"I hope we will eventually get to some form of battle before long." Ragnvald says cracking his neck. "Building an army is the boring part of war."


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The yeti walks up to Ragnvald and gives him a slap on the back

Me like you - while my most sovereignly friend Mobo chooses my new viceroy, I'm looking for a bodyguard at the moment - you look as good as any!

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

"Mipsy, you now viceroy to King Yeti the second. Brutulus, you help Ragnvald be bodyguard. Now, where is funny globe and what it do?"


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez just smiles at Mobo's direction and leadership. She then turns and makes a pronouncement to the rest of the assembled group.

All, we must find this globe and then we seek out the Jarl. Lets go, together we will conquer this place and then King Yeti the Second shall become Emperor Yeti the Third, ruler of the ice and lord of the goblins . . . and bugbears. His shall be a land where goblins and bugbears can pillage and loot without pesky human interference.

Jez then raises her hand in a cheer.

All praise King Mobo and King Yeti the Second. RARARA!!!!!


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Yes! Kill all humans!...and elves!...and dwarfs!...and gnomes!...and halflings!...and half-elves!...and half-dwarfs!...and half-gnomes!...and uh...half-halflings!

the goblin crowd cheers and gets battle-ready (toad-licking).

King Yeti the Second takes the lead of the host and guides you to the centre of the icy maze. Together you enter an irregularly shaped cavern that stretches nearly two hundred feet long and nearly as wide. A roof of blue luminescent ice arches fifty feet overhead and is held aloft by three stone pillars. Entrance on foot is halted by a hot spring that stretches across the cave's mouth. Two more pools are nestled on either side of the cavern.

In contrast to the rest of the prison, the air in this room is temperate, except above the hot pools where its is uncomfortably hot and humid.

At the centre of the room, beyond the hot pools, you can make out a gigantic load of gold and treasures. The hoard is displayed in open coffers or carefully arranged in large piles of stunning wealth.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

"What's a Jarl?" Attalas looks about confused.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez looks at the big ogre and then to the Yeti: Is this the Jarl's horde? Where are the guards?

DMZZ:

Jez attempts to disbelieve the gold and jewels thinking they must be illusions.

Will-disbelieve: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


male Half-Elf Wizard 6

If anything ever looked like a trap, this is!


HP: 142/165 AC:32 FF:29 T:17 F:16 R:18 W:20 Init:+4 Percep:+28

"Send the elf bait!"

As an aside to Attalas. "A warlord of warlords. A king of a sort but with more heads on poles."


Female Half-Elf Sorcerer 4 Bard 0

Go yourself, brute! I am not so foolish...


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

"Nah, I'll go first. All the better for gettin a hold of the first meal!"


Map of the room, so that you can clarify how to get where :) had to put the map into a word file...

Treasury

Jez:

The treasures seem to be F*cking real!

The yeti looks at Jez and shrugs

Me was guard... he scratches his head and looks a bit sad Me no good guard, mhm? but then he quickly smiles again Me will be better emperor than guard!


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jez nods at King Yeti the Second. Yes, but how do people get into the cave?

Jez walks to the edge of the pool and reaches down to see how hot the water is.
Fire Resistance 5


It's ok, but after about two heartbeats it becomes unpleasant and will surely start to hurt after another two...

Get into the cave? King Yeti has problems in understanding the question No one ever enters cave. Only Jarl does.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Well, how does the Jarl get into the cave? If Emperor Yeti the Third is going to replace the Jarl as ruler of the ice, then Emperor Yeti must be able to get to the treasure.


Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

Attalas watches on, unsure of what to make of it all...


Emperor Yeti seems thoughtful for a moment You're right...I have plan...we fill steaming pool with goblins then have bridge to walk over. a broad and complacent grin on the yeti's face underlines that he's serious...a weird thought isn't it...

Or do you have better plan?


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Male Ogre HP:72/72, - AC: 20/T:12/FF:17 - Perception: +2(Dark Vision) F: +12/R: +3/W: +0 - CMB: +13 - CMD: 27, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 Warrior 1/Fighter 4

"Wonder if he'd fit in just as well..." Attalas thinks aloud under his breath, face similarly underlined with seriousness.


Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Jex listens to King Yeti the Second and just shakes her head: No, I do not think we have enough goblins, and the water is so hot they would probably melt while we were in the treasure room. Then we would not have any more goblins to get out of there.

How about big rocks? Or trees we could use as a bridge? Or how does the Jarl get in? I am sure that he does not bring a bunch of goblins each time.

Jez attempts to look just a serious as the Yeti.

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