The bustling town of Kaer Maga, home of villainy and and more than one shady figure. A city that offers zillions of oportunities and even more ways to die!
"I only know Golemsmiths, the Ardocs, I don't believe I have met any great enchanters. Perhaps the best I can offer is to keep one in mind and should I find him or her to ferry them down to you. I have no interest in the bones of the dead that you guard, as they are in their rightful place - returned to the earth to feed its richness so the plants and animals can remain fed. So now I would like to pass. Maybe theres a way to free your bonds on the far side besides."
You seem to be trustworthy, so I will let you pass, but be warned: deadlier and soulless guardians wait in the tunnels beyond me. You have to be very cautious and avoid all ways that lead you deeper...down there the black ones rule unchallenged. At the moment they stir in their slumber and I fear that the expanding city will soon wake them up...
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
Crazzleboks! That's all we need is deadlier and soulless guardians sleeping downstairs where they rule unchallenged. I am not sure that even my harp will sooth the savage beasts within them.
Kyren watches and listens to this discussion further, but remains silent as Alchy talks.
With another grinding sound the mouth of the stone portal opens slowly. Soon the jaw is dislocated and the the portal is wide enough to move trhough into an even inkier darkness...
Changes in marching order or behaviour?
Fare well, elf, may your body be of iron and your mind of quicksilver.
"Suppose we might need an enchanter like it suggests. The man was no golemsmith so he must have been some kind of Wizard, which suggests there must either be some focus or device binding the creature or clues in a workshop, or we need a very powerful magician to dispel the other's work"
Following the tunnel and discussing the magic theories binding the earth spirit, you nearly don'T notice a light ahead of you. About 200 ft away a robed figure is holding a torch, standing in the centre of a crossroads.
The robe is of a milky white with dark patterns on it. The figure does not move and seems to be holding a map or something similar in one hand, maybe checking directions.
"Who dares tell a Druid, Child of the Earth Mother, that he might not go freely where he pleases within her breast?" Alcheringas tone matches hers back, not threatening, but certainly assertive of his right to be here.
"Hi Thasantha! I'm Berry! This is Alchy! That's Kyren! That's Salfon and that's Vaughn!" Berry says cheerfully pointing out each member of the group in turn.
The stern-looking priestess of Pharasma is a bit flabbergasted by the whole incident: meeting group of joyful travellers at the inner sanctum of her cult is surely a thing she didn't expect.
I...err...and what do you do here? You...oh dear, you must have entered through the cliff-cave?!
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
"Hiya, I am Kyren Toscobble, and I am here to bring music to the darkest places of the world. Here, let me play for you my dear priestess. You look like you could use a little uplifting! Here, this is a piece called "Elation!"
As huge smile crosses his face as Kyren pulls out his harp and begins playing this exciting rip on his harp.
This is a...nice tune...but still, you surely haven't come here to play your instrument. I demand that you tell me what business you have down here. The lower levels are forbidden to enter and being here is really dangerous.
"Our business is our own, and a Druid answers to no one when he wanders any part of this world, for it is a part of him and he is a part of it. I owe you no answer in that the right hand need not account to the left for its whereabouts and activities. If it makes you feel better then I will say I we have no interest in the dead, unless of course they are the walking type that impede our path. What are you doing here is just as valid a question."
"We're looking for a dark and mysterious~ auction where they are selling a paper that gives all the Andorans their right to tell others how oppressed they are! It's weird but it lets me get to see places I've always wanted to see. Hey how do you even get wood and oil for that torch! It's really hard to get down here as it is even without the talking door!" Berry chimes in cheerfully.
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
"Indeed, the cheery Berry Peelyblossom speaks the truth. We are seeking the Bazaar of Secrets. Would you kindly give us directions on the safest way to get there? We certainly do not wish to disturb anything down here that might be sleeping, resting, or simply trying to be dead. Would you happen to know which way to go?"
The priestess ignores the druid - she obviously shies away from an argument with a servant of the Earth Mother. As she notices the Dawnflowers pendant, she smiles and her voice sounds a bit softer when she addresses Kyren:
The Bazaar of Secrets? Never have I heard of such a place?! How were you able to pass the Iron Mouth? she looks at Alcheringa and adds Oh well, I guess I know how...you don't look like grave robbers...maybe...yeah maybe I could help you finding that Bazaar...even though I've never heard that name before, if you could help me?!
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
priestess wrote:
Oh well, I guess I know how...you don't look like grave robbers...maybe...yeah maybe I could help you finding that Bazaar...even though I've never heard that name before, if you could help me?!
"I would be happy to help if I could, but I am just a wee halfling. But tell me anyway, what can I do for you?"
Bodies vanish...I mean...the tombs on this level aren't safe anymore, we have reports of bodies vanishing from their graves...most probably stolen - but why we cannot say. It's extremely embarassing for the church of Pharasma and we have to act, but we don't have the type of agents necessary for such an endeavour...I...heh. she seems nervous and somehow you get the feeling that she has already said more than she was allowed to.
"Maybe they just got up and walked away? That happens all the time in my lab. The key is to have good strong straps and a club handy when they do that. After that the autopsy is usually uneventful. Oh, unless the body was infested with rot grubs, then you have to apply a powerful pesticide or they'll eat your insides out."
M Human Fighter / 6 AC: 23 Touch: 16 HP 70/70 Init: +3
Berry Peelyblossom wrote:
"Maybe they just got up and walked away? That happens all the time in my lab. The key is to have good strong straps and a club handy when they do that. After that the autopsy is usually uneventful. Oh, unless the body was infested with rot grubs, then you have to apply a powerful pesticide or they'll eat your insides out."
I'm guessing you either learned that last part from a book, or had a very horrible real-life lesson that the teacher didn't survive!
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Um, miss--you think you could maybe walk by somewhere that, oh, I don't know . . . might have a body missing from it? So some intrepid souls might have a quick look?
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
"So tell me about these creatures who went missing from their graves. Do you think they became undead and left of their own twisted calling, or do you think robbers came and took them out for their wealth?"
No no, they didn't leave on their own feet! Someone has disturbed their rest and brought them away, we would have sensed it if the bodies we watch over had been infused with the curse of undeath. They all stem from one locked complex on the lower levels, not far from here...maybe, yeah maybe you could enter this complex and check if you find the source of the disturbance?
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
"This place sounds like the heart of darkness! That's our specialty. But tell me, my dear priestess, will this help us recover the Andoran Bill of Freedom? I mean, we are happy to help, but we don't have much time to recover it. While we investigate this locked complex, could you kindly find for us the bazaar of secrets?"
I can surely do that. The elders of our clergy know every inch below the Ossuary. I will tell them about you and their profound knowledge about the tunnels will aid you in your wish to help the people from Andoran. she says solemnly.
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
Pristess wrote:
"I can surely do that. The elders of our clergy know every inch below the Ossuary. I will tell them about you and their profound knowledge about the tunnels will aid you in your wish to help the people from Andoran."
"Kazam! That sure would be swell! Let's go check out the lower complex. Uhh, could you tell us how to get there? Thanks!"
Kyren leads the others by staying in the middle of the party and prompting them to move around him for protection.
Thasantha nods and leads you further down the tunnel, through several locked doors (she has a keyring with an enormous amount of keys with her) and further down into the rock on which Kaer Maga is built. Your journey through the darkness ends in front of a massive double doors entirely made of iron. Wordless, the priestess opens it and points at a spiral stairwell in a small room behind it.
Follow the stairs, down there is the crypt I spoke about. I will stand watch here.
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Once you have followed the stairwell down:
Old carvings cover the walls of this square chamber, thick with dust and cobwebs. Three sets of stone double doors stand in the three facing walls. Heavy bronze seals emblazoned with the symbol of Pharasma secure the doors and whatever lies beyond.
While Berry takes a closer look at the door, the others have time to let their gaze wander around the room - there, next to the northern door is a graffiti, scrawled on it a long time ago:
My heart beats on the wrong side of my chest, or is it right? Is left right, or is it wrong? I don't know what it means or why.
Kyren still has trouble noticing anything, but he is getting better.
"Will you look at that! Graffitti! It is sad to think that riff raff gather even down here in the depths of the earth to write such strange words about the heart! What do you think they were writing about?"
Salfon merely looks into the room, and judges that his Elven and Halfling friend can see much better here. But he takes the time, while Berry looks at the lock, to quickly cast a spell.
Throw a Detect Magic into the room, forward. Just looking for anything substantial that would pick up.
Clever Halfling Sorcerer 6 (hp: 46/46, AC 21, T 17, FF 18)
"I like how he asks if left is right or right is wrong. Either he is very dim witted or very clever. Crazzleboks! Maybe we are on the trail to another heart of darkness!"
