DM Salsa Presents: The Rise of the Runelords (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock

The goblin horde has been shattered. Sandpoint's heroes have proven themselves capable, but will they be able to defend their home from the things that lurk in the dark.


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Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

You can read mine! I'm trying to figure out how best to respond to what was written for Thirzin. Want to see Thirzin mad? This is how you get Thirzin mad!


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Thank you, I just hope you know that I'm only beginning to send things downhill. The past part of this book is going to be pretty heavy, so I've got a little ridiculous side thing between books 1 and 2. Also, I'm planning on a few changes to the first part of book 2 since we seem to have a surplus of lovely ladies present. (The book assumes 1 by default, and we have 4.)


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

Full disclosure: I'm totally reading all of them. ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

And you need to account for the gorgeous man in the party as well, right? ;-) *preens*

Oh quiet, I'm just trying to have a bit of fun.

Only just beginning?? Oh man. I'm suddenly very, very afraid... But, if I didn't consent to you tormenting my characters, I wouldn't have given you ammo. Poor Neile...

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Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

Bwahaha! We have as many ladies in this game as the RoW game I'm in. Although this is a much more normal group.


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

You may have seen Noro mad before.

but with what is happening now, those previous situations were child's play. (to bad mechanically barbarians don't get extra bonuses for being extra angry).


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

*reads Noro's spoiler*
D:
*strangled noise in back of throat*

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Honestly, I also thought about having you guys come up with your worst nightmares, but I think I got pretty close.

Oh, and start thinking about what you are going to do for level 4. that's coming up soon.


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Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

You're stabbing our sensitive spots and twisting the knife. I'd say that's pretty close...
You don't happen to be some kind of nightmare psycologist, are you?


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

Isn't that a synonym for DM?


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Olivius_Telraven wrote:

You're stabbing our sensitive spots and twisting the knife. I'd say that's pretty close...

You don't happen to be some kind of nightmare psycologist, are you?

Nope, just a guy with many interests and degree in Comp Sci. :)

Though I do like to write, so maybe that's influencing my GMing.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

*cracks knuckles*
Bring it on, Salsa. Bring. It. On.

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Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

Don't taunt the DM!!!!


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

No! Bad spoony, bad!


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Hmm, should I have a spider swarm waiting after this? Or perhaps three of them? Yeah, a few fiendish spider swarms with DR 5 That should do the trick.


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

Not fiendish. Spoonybane. :P


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That's implied with them being spiders. ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Okay, when I get the time I am totally writing a 'Spoonybane' template. It'll be one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

And sorry in advance for dooming us all. GM, what kind of damage would fingernails do to oneself? I imagine Spoony keeps himself pretty well-manicured since he's such a fop; maybe 1d3 piercing/slashing plus half strength modifier? Distraction effect from the sensation of tiny spiders under your skin? Shaken? Sickened? Please prevent me from talking anymore.

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Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)
Horatio A Aldebrandt wrote:

Okay, when I get the time I am totally writing a 'Spoonybane' template. It'll be one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

And sorry in advance for dooming us all. GM, what kind of damage would fingernails do to oneself? I imagine Spoony keeps himself pretty well-manicured since he's such a fop; maybe 1d3 piercing/slashing plus half strength modifier? Distraction effect from the sensation of tiny spiders under your skin? Shaken? Sickened? Please prevent me from talking anymore.

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and before Spoony can say anymore, Noro kisses him.


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Well, that would be one way of getting Horatio to shut up. I imagine another would be having her dress up as a schoolgirl and shouting, "Notice me Senpai!"

I won't mention the third since I don't think even a GM can survive Noro's fury.

For the curious:

It involves all of the ladies above four feet tall, removal of clothing, and things that would not be out of place in an ecchi anime.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

"For the record, I'm partial to the third option."

Serious about the Spoonybane template, btw. I get the feeling if I don't do it, Salsa will anyway.

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Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

oh really?


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

Yeah...And this is where Thirzin hands Olives a pipe and they just watch the mess Spoony gets himself into.

I have to admit, Thirzin is going to go apeshit when he meets the one(s) giving him these nightmares/daymares.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Isn't it a prerequisite for taking levels in bard? Being a complete perv/playboy/whatever? :P

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Honestly, I'm not sure if it's me or Horatio that's in the most trouble here.


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

I think you're gonna see, Salsa, what happens when you make the party ready to kill someone.


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

I really want that Cyclops ability to auto-crit once a day...

But ya. Either we are going to rampage all over this BBEG or we are all going to roll ones and we are going to die having Lamashtu's babies or something.


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You guys can't die. I have too many things hinging on your characters!


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DM-Salsa wrote:
You guys can't die. I have too many things hinging on your characters!

That sounds like GM permission to take all the risks! :D


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Okay, not that many things.


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

Come on. This is an AP. There's a decent chance that the World is riding on us. :)


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

We've survived worse! That was my S&S group (on here) motto.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait
DM-Salsa wrote:
Honestly, I'm not sure if it's me or Horatio that's in the most trouble here.

It's Spoony. It's always Spoony.

DM-Salsa wrote:
You guys can't die. I have too many things hinging on your characters!

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So we're safe? Sweet.

Thirzin Bronzebeard wrote:
We've survived worse! That was my S&S group (on here) motto.

Was that one of the S&S games where I played a character who has a tendency to get us all in trouble? Was it the gunslinger who runs her mouth, or the warlord who just charged right in? :P


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Also, if any of you fancy torturing my character for a change, a RotRL game I'm in is looking for a GM. You can learn more here: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4zc?Rise-of-the-Runelords-game-in-the-middle- of#11


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)
Thirzin Bronzebeard wrote:
We've survived worse! That was my S&S group (on here) motto.
Horatio A Aldebrandt wrote:
Was that one of the S&S games where I played a character who has a tendency to get us all in trouble? Was it the gunslinger who runs her mouth, or the warlord who just charged right in? :P

Nope, although that one is great! I was more thinking

This One!


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

That game sounds awesomely fun, but I have never played FATE. :(

My GMing is pretty taken up with PFS right now, sadly. Got my second star the other night!

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Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

yayy Spoony... I am working toward my third star but we have had a slow down in game sessions lately


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

I finished running Plunder & Peril. Had half the pub gathered around the table for the final encounter! I got applause!

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Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

Well done!


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

would have liked to see that


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A very good SRD for Fate.

The mechanics are dead simple, the hard parts coming up with Aspects and Stunts.

That said, holy cow! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that session! That sounds like one heck of a bar brawl.

Note to self. Have bar brawl at some point in book two.


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)
DM-Salsa wrote:

A very good SRD for Fate.

The mechanics are dead simple, the hard parts coming up with Aspects and Stunts.

That said, holy cow! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that session! That sounds like one heck of a bar brawl.

Note to self. Have bar brawl at some point in book two.

bar brawls are noro's specialty


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

So, it's coming into summer here in South Australia, and that means it's fire season. We've had several Catastrophic danger levels this month. (The scale is Low - Moderate - High - Very High - Severe - Extreme - Catastrophic, because Australia does not f++& around.)

Today, we had a fire start out near my place of employment, which is in a rural area. Even though the wind was blowing away from us, we evacuated the whole site just to play it safe. And because it's a primary school, that resulted in 350 terrified kids and stressed teachers being kept indoors and taking drink and toilet breaks in pairs, while every member of leadership and support staff rang the parents of every child to evacuate them. I'm home now, and all the main roads near me have been closed off. I'm safe, but shaken, and it's made me realize that there may well come a time when I'm affected by a fire and won't be able to get online and let everyone know. If that happens, I'll try to get a real-life friend with a Paizo account to spread the word.

For now, though...
*reads gameplay*
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*gathers all characters in for a group hug*


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Yikes. That is scary. I'm glad to hear you are doing alright despite the circumstances. I live where it's wet and humid in the summer, so I have no idea what that must be like.

*Gives Ronnie Hugs.*


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Scary is what it is. Temperatures can top 45 degrees Celsius (over 110 Fahrenheit), and it's dry as a bone. Throw in some strong winds and you've got a perfect spot for a bushfire to start. Early this year we had the Sampson Flat fire, which I could see from the church where my mother was getting married. It's just a part of life - and the sad thing is, so many of these fires are the fault of arsonists. Thankfully, people in fire-prone areas tend to have bushfire action plans ready.


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Why would you do something that stupid? Accidentally setting a fire is one thing. Mistakes happen, but setting a fire intentionally? Especially when you could wind up killing a bunch of people?

I just don't get that.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Dumb kids who think it'll be funny and don't realize how quickly they can spread out of control? It makes my blood boil. Very few things in this world make me see red the way that does, because it's affected people I love. The SF fire, my uncle and aunt had to evacuate. They put the dogs in the car, opened the aviary, and cut the fence on the horse paddock, because there was no time to get the horse trailer hooked up. They just had to grab and go.

So when I hear about people deliberately starting fires, it sets me off. You know when you're really angry and you see that red mist? Yeah.

On another note, I've been trying for an hour to get a gameplay post in. This is intense. I'm a lady, and I feel like I've been kicked in the balls!


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Well, at least Nic's only getting embarrassed, and has a way to get back at the GM by proxy.;)

And yeah, that post took me a while to do. I had to take a break and come back otherwise I would have just not done it.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Nah. Nic's pretty shameless. She's probably shown more while intoxicated. Though I imagined her being curvier than Ally, so she may be in that predicament a while yet :P Also, I guess the party now knows she's a natural redhead.

Spoony, though. Wow. This is harrowing, to say the least. Trying to figure out juuuuuuust what to do.


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Okay, maybe out of spite then. :P

Sure, Allysen's a priestess of the Lucky Drunk, but honestly this kind of thing seems to be something he might set up just for a laugh.

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