Hehehe! yusa missed me! now yusa gonna bleed! red til yusa dead! Hehehe!
Joboo slashes at Vorka again.
Dagger attack -
Damage -
Vorka is splatted. HAHA!! We got da Boomers, we is gonna be rich.
Hrungee will go over and make sure she is dead by gnawing on her a little bit. He then cuts off her right thumb and adds it to his fetish necklace.
I say we stays here and den take boomers back tomorow. I found some other shiny stuff in da cabin too.
"Every Squirrel falls from the tree!" Hoots Thakamaka, as he goes around and collects his throwing axes.
"Don't eat her head, yet, we bring that back to the boss as proof she dead. Maybe we get better rewards that way."
Joboo sheaths his dagger and dances around in the crow's nest.
Mesa gonna mucho squishy mushy time from all da plump gobba gals when theysa hear bout this!
He'll then climb back down the mast.
Climb -
Joboo was grinning just as evily as he could as he walked over to gloat over the body of Vorka. Many gobbos would chear when they heard the news that she was dead. He picked over her body to see what treasures she carried.
Yusa find firebooms Hrungee? Oh wesa gonna be da mostus famus gobbos ever!
"You chop offs her hed. Den we loot dis place top to bottom. Then we ties her hedless corpse to da mast with crispy dogs and blaze da whole ship in one big fire!!!!!"
Ooh! Oi! Itsa a good plan Mogmurch. We grab da loot and then scoot but first we burn it all down.
Joboo began sawing away at Vorkas neck with his dagger. It wasnt pretty work but it would suffice.
Thakamaka is still cursing, off in the distance, while looking for his other throwing axe. Once found, he uses it to lop off one of the ears on the dead dog to later string through his belt or necklace.
he spends the rest of his time on guard for more critters, even if it is quieter now.
After stringing up the new thumb fetish to his collection, Hrungee checks himself for wounds.
Me finds that vorka's treasure along wit da boomer. I leave some tings inside da cabin. i dont know whats they for so yous can have em.
Hrungee sits on top of the chest with the boomers and begins to sharpen his teeth.
We is gonna sleeps here or we is gonna move? Me thinks we should stay here and have spit contest on vorkas head. I bet my spit goes da furdest. harharhar!!
Joboo stood beside the now headless corpse of Vorka with his little finger two knuckles deep in his nose. He was after a particularly crafty booger that had somehow eluded his dirty nail so far. His interest in it wained at the witch's idea of a spitting game.
Oosa! That be lotsa fun Hrungee. I can spit real good. Yusa gonna see!
He picked up the gruesome head and trotted a ways down the deck and set it down; grinning evilly all the while.
Whosa gonna be first?
Joboo let loose with a mighty fart just to break the silence.
"Mmrprh!" (a comedic, smothered, cry for help!)