I don't think they actually say that.
Alas mighty ice elemental, slayer of chuuls, you will be missed.
Managed to have meaningful dialogue with a bearded devil and now there be ghouls in the pool!
Note to self, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, but maybe a gift boat.
Boats don't have mouths do they?
Boats don't have mouths do they?
A mugboat might.
So might a prattleship.
Managed to have meaningful dialogue with a bearded devil and now there be ghouls in the pool!
I remember that encounter!
That was the encounter where Derek asked Maddok to open the door, Maddok almost died, and then it was somehow Appario that was owed the apology.
I never quite understood how that whole thing worked.
Well one of our folks is paralyzed now. Need to see how the next round happens since the ghouls go before everyone. :(
Paralyzed people can't say 'no'.
Word to the wise, ghouls are terrible kissers, just ask the Fighter in my Pathfinder campaign.
I imagine their breath stinks.
She was rather on the dry side for a kiss, and even if you French kiss, a tounge should not go THAT far down the other person throat.
I saw what Andrea did there!
For shame! Splashing holy water on a Ghoul.
Hang on...it's NOT beer is it? Andrea doesn't follow Cayden Caelian so it wouldn't be beer.
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If Cayden Caelian have beer as holy water and he is the god of drunkards (amongst other things), and Andreas godess is a godess of lust and sex (amongst other things) wouldn't she be using...
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My mind just went somewhere horrible.
Excuse me while I go wash my skull out with bleach.
Go Team Debauchery!
Haha yeah, I can sort of see why Cayden Caelain and Calista have an off again, on again relationship going.
I've been on the fence if Maddok should have a patron deity or not.
Obviously he has the animism/ancestor worship thing going on but in a world like Golarion it seems like everyone should have a favored deity.
Maybe I should introduce a priestess of Calistria to get Maddok on the right track. Spiritually, of course :)
Meh, I don't think you really need one. It's not like in Forgotten Realms where you are royaly screwed if you don't.
Well in FR animism usually meant you were indirectly worshiping a nature deity. I suppose the same thing might apply in Golarion.
Maybe I should introduce a priestess of Calistria to get Maddok on the right track. Spiritually, of course :)
I'm pretty sure Andrea has already volunteered for that role. =P
Oh wait, you said spiritually...
Word to the wise, ghouls are terrible kissers, just ask the Fighter in my Pathfinder campaign.
WTF? For the record, ghouls are expert *French* kissers. They can do that from feet away.
Sheesh.
Oh no! Now our dwarf is drowning.
If you really want to annoy Cayden, just make non-alcoholic beer!
Or drown a dwarf. He IS a good deity, after all...
Hmm. I just realized chuuls don't have reach despite their size. Apologies to all; I will run it correctly for the rest of the encounter.
How about drowning a dwarf in non-alcoholic beer? That is actually an impossibility, no self respecting dwarf would ever allow non alcoholic beer to enter their mouths. So it would be suffocating not drowning.
By the way, if Clerics of Calista are called sacred prostitudes, does that mean that Derek as a priest of Cayden Caelain is a holy drunk?
Andrea might just go Holy Vindicator anyway. Nothing says revenge like vomiting blood charged with positive energy all over a demon.
Yes, but really, that ought to be Derek's shtick as vomiting is more in line with being drunk.
But...let's not pursue that train of thoughts much longer or we are likely to go somewhere REALLY nasty.
Vomit and blood. Two bad tastes that taste bad together.
A barbarian would know, I suppose.
We didn't exactly make "friends" with her, but once more I can make another notch in the old Mercy belt.
At the rate we are racking those up we should qualify for some kind of medal.
Hm. Dinner = 12 posts. Perhaps I should eat dinner more than once per day :)
Haha, no, but try to "trick" yourself into eating "dinner" at lunchtime too.
We're just passing time while we wait for you.
Passing the time bickering like a family of brothers, the normal love-hate relationship of siblings eh?
Was watching a matinee of Looper with Mrs. Appario. Came out to 15 posts. You bastards. Anyhoot, good movie, lots of stuff to think about. Best action movie since Heath Ledger's Joker.
I'm sure Are will let you retroactively close your eyes and total defense.
*rimshot*
If I continue rolling 14+ on every d20, and maximum on all d6's and d8's, this will turn out to be a pretty dangerous encounter :)
Dangerous can be good, right?
It's certainly exciting!
If only there was an Anti-Undead Shell to keep them off the low-STR types.
We have things in hand now and potentially two shadow-friends!
*Glug Burble*
Isn't Andrea accustomed to long periods of not being able to breathe.
This lacks the Auto-Erotic part.
This lacks the Auto-Erotic part.
WHAT!?!?!
::The purehearted Abadaran faints.::
lol. This thread needs more Andrea.
I didn't even get the joke until she clarified.
/shame
In case anyone wonders: I haven't posted because I'm waiting to see what Yahirma may or may not do before the boat reaches the beach :)
I figured as much.
Dwarf is out and currently empyting his lungs of water!
Yesh... Biggest streak of low rolls I have ever seen.
I'm not touching that one with a regulations standard 10' pole.
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Andrea would probably swollow it if I tried.
Edit: Disregard.