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DM CH-P's CoT: The Bastards of Erebus

Game Master Are


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Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I don't think they actually say that.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Alas mighty ice elemental, slayer of chuuls, you will be missed.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Managed to have meaningful dialogue with a bearded devil and now there be ghouls in the pool!


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Note to self, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, but maybe a gift boat.
Boats don't have mouths do they?


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Derek Keegan wrote:
Boats don't have mouths do they?

A mugboat might.

So might a prattleship.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20
Andrea1 wrote:
Managed to have meaningful dialogue with a bearded devil and now there be ghouls in the pool!

I remember that encounter!

That was the encounter where Derek asked Maddok to open the door, Maddok almost died, and then it was somehow Appario that was owed the apology.

I never quite understood how that whole thing worked.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Well one of our folks is paralyzed now. Need to see how the next round happens since the ghouls go before everyone. :(


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Paralyzed people can't say 'no'.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Word to the wise, ghouls are terrible kissers, just ask the Fighter in my Pathfinder campaign.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I imagine their breath stinks.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

She was rather on the dry side for a kiss, and even if you French kiss, a tounge should not go THAT far down the other person throat.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

I saw what Andrea did there!
For shame! Splashing holy water on a Ghoul.
Hang on...it's NOT beer is it? Andrea doesn't follow Cayden Caelian so it wouldn't be beer.
...
...
...
If Cayden Caelian have beer as holy water and he is the god of drunkards (amongst other things), and Andreas godess is a godess of lust and sex (amongst other things) wouldn't she be using...
...
...
My mind just went somewhere horrible.
Excuse me while I go wash my skull out with bleach.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Go Team Debauchery!


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Haha yeah, I can sort of see why Cayden Caelain and Calista have an off again, on again relationship going.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I've been on the fence if Maddok should have a patron deity or not.

Obviously he has the animism/ancestor worship thing going on but in a world like Golarion it seems like everyone should have a favored deity.


Maybe I should introduce a priestess of Calistria to get Maddok on the right track. Spiritually, of course :)


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Meh, I don't think you really need one. It's not like in Forgotten Realms where you are royaly screwed if you don't.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Well in FR animism usually meant you were indirectly worshiping a nature deity. I suppose the same thing might apply in Golarion.

DM Are wrote:
Maybe I should introduce a priestess of Calistria to get Maddok on the right track. Spiritually, of course :)

I'm pretty sure Andrea has already volunteered for that role. =P

Oh wait, you said spiritually...


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Derek Keegan wrote:
Word to the wise, ghouls are terrible kissers, just ask the Fighter in my Pathfinder campaign.

WTF? For the record, ghouls are expert *French* kissers. They can do that from feet away.

Sheesh.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Oh no! Now our dwarf is drowning.

If you really want to annoy Cayden, just make non-alcoholic beer!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Or drown a dwarf. He IS a good deity, after all...


Hmm. I just realized chuuls don't have reach despite their size. Apologies to all; I will run it correctly for the rest of the encounter.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

How about drowning a dwarf in non-alcoholic beer? That is actually an impossibility, no self respecting dwarf would ever allow non alcoholic beer to enter their mouths. So it would be suffocating not drowning.

By the way, if Clerics of Calista are called sacred prostitudes, does that mean that Derek as a priest of Cayden Caelain is a holy drunk?


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Andrea might just go Holy Vindicator anyway. Nothing says revenge like vomiting blood charged with positive energy all over a demon.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Yes, but really, that ought to be Derek's shtick as vomiting is more in line with being drunk.
But...let's not pursue that train of thoughts much longer or we are likely to go somewhere REALLY nasty.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Vomit and blood. Two bad tastes that taste bad together.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

A barbarian would know, I suppose.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

We didn't exactly make "friends" with her, but once more I can make another notch in the old Mercy belt.
At the rate we are racking those up we should qualify for some kind of medal.


Hm. Dinner = 12 posts. Perhaps I should eat dinner more than once per day :)


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Haha, no, but try to "trick" yourself into eating "dinner" at lunchtime too.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

We're just passing time while we wait for you.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Passing the time bickering like a family of brothers, the normal love-hate relationship of siblings eh?


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12

Was watching a matinee of Looper with Mrs. Appario. Came out to 15 posts. You bastards. Anyhoot, good movie, lots of stuff to think about. Best action movie since Heath Ledger's Joker.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I'm sure Are will let you retroactively close your eyes and total defense.

*rimshot*


If I continue rolling 14+ on every d20, and maximum on all d6's and d8's, this will turn out to be a pretty dangerous encounter :)


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Dangerous can be good, right?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

It's certainly exciting!


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

If only there was an Anti-Undead Shell to keep them off the low-STR types.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

We have things in hand now and potentially two shadow-friends!


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

*Glug Burble*


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Isn't Andrea accustomed to long periods of not being able to breathe.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

This lacks the Auto-Erotic part.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Andrea1 wrote:
This lacks the Auto-Erotic part.

WHAT!?!?!

::The purehearted Abadaran faints.::


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 123/123(+11) AC: 30 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Resist Energy

lol. This thread needs more Andrea.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I didn't even get the joke until she clarified.
/shame


In case anyone wonders: I haven't posted because I'm waiting to see what Yahirma may or may not do before the boat reaches the beach :)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I figured as much.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Dwarf is out and currently empyting his lungs of water!

Yesh... Biggest streak of low rolls I have ever seen.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

I'm not touching that one with a regulations standard 10' pole.
...
Andrea would probably swollow it if I tried.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 1/5 | 3rd 1/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Edit: Disregard.

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