Speaking of poison and tastes, I wish Derek had the "Pick your poison" spell right about now.
When it is cast, instead of taking the normal penalties for failing a fort save against poison, you get the penalties of having a strong drink.
How's THAT for a fair trade.
As for bad puns, don't forget the ones remaining.
Maddok being a bull-y, taking the bull by the horns etc
And since we are talking about a crossover that probably involves bed...Watch it you don't make a blanketed statement, make sure you quilt when you are ahead, not that you need to give a sheet about what I think.