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Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Well there is plenty of flanking, thrusting, breaching barriers and claiming spoils of war so I think he can manage.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Hah!
Once more into the breach my friends, to fight the last good fight you'll ever know.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19
Derek Keegan wrote:

Hah!

Once more into the breach my friends, to fight the last good fight you'll ever know.

Into the jaws of death!


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Derek Keegan wrote:
"No no, not the spine, she NEEDS the spine!"

LOL

Andrea1 wrote:
Well there is plenty of flanking, thrusting, breaching barriers and claiming spoils of war so I think he can manage.

You bring up an excellent point. If anything, it sounds like his specialty.

One beastly massage coming right up.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Don't forget AoO's now.
And in case you need a morale bonus, Derek is happy to help.
But if you need flanking, Appario is better for a sneak attack.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

-cheers for the bard-


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

You'd think, with all the drinking, Derek's system would be accustomed to dealing with large loads of poison by now.


Derek's system is just happy to try out new and exotic flavors :)


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

What flavor do you think the current poison has?


Considering that desired trip-AoO: It would have made for a pretty funny scene at the bottom of the pit, with Xerath trying his best to withstand the stalker in close combat :)


The Elusive Trout wrote:
What flavor do you think the current poison has?

A pretty nasty one, considering the Bestiary describes it as a foul-smelling paste :)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

On the plus side, we'll get to use all those Lesser Restoration Potions we've been stockpiling!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Way to be positive!


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Yup!

I hadn't excepted Yahirma to swoop in with the Remove Blindness. Suddenly my Evolution Surge seems like a terrible idea.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
The Elusive Trout wrote:
Way to be positive!

Ayep! As a bull, he's charged.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I hope you feel bad about that one.


Argh! Too. Bad. Pun. :)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

For the record, I would not be disappointed if Walcourt was the last we saw of dark creepers/stalkers... ever. =P


It will be; no worries there :)

(well, assuming you defeat the master vampire, who's also responsible for bringing the dark folk into the council fold)

There might be one or two down in the dungeon level, though..


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

We can't fail now!

We have an audience. =P


You can't disappoint the audience! Robahl Nonon would have you charge on down to the dungeons immediately, with no rest and no option for retreat!


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

If everyone gets out of this, Maddok can have a cameo at the Mermaid's Grotto with Andrea and Fiosa.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Crossover!


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

I think there's a reference I'm missing.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Speaking of poison and tastes, I wish Derek had the "Pick your poison" spell right about now.
When it is cast, instead of taking the normal penalties for failing a fort save against poison, you get the penalties of having a strong drink.
How's THAT for a fair trade.

As for bad puns, don't forget the ones remaining.
Maddok being a bull-y, taking the bull by the horns etc

And since we are talking about a crossover that probably involves bed...Watch it you don't make a blanketed statement, make sure you quilt when you are ahead, not that you need to give a sheet about what I think.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

That would actually be a very cool spell. Specialty priest spell perhaps?

Derek Keegan wrote:
*Puns*

I knew Appario was a bad influence. Look what you've done to my little brother!


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12

Lolz.

With those puns, you're abed of the game, Derek. You're fut-onning a show!


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

I blame it on having more poison than blood being pumped into my brain.

As for the spell, Bards get to pick it as well, just that I had other spells I wanted first, go figure.

As a final note, I'd go for bedbugs before impailing.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

This is the most posting we've gotten in rapid succession in a while!

Derek what time do you typically retire for the evening?


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Depends, on a work day, I'd have been in bed already, when I'm free I tend to stay up til I get sleepy.
My schedule is very...haphazard right now.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Vigilante superhero haphazard or the bad kind?


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Well, I don't have a bunch of women fans with my poster on the wall if we put it like that.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Ah, bummer.

Well I hope your situation improves (whatever it is).


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Well, it is unlikely, I'm just not that lucky, and the state of the worlds economy doesn't help. But thanks.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Right, half past midnight and all is well.
Time for bed, don't get into too much trouble while I'm sleeping ok?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

No promises!


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Oh Shiii! We got sucked into the Knot by a touchy-feely ranger! No spoilers but this is right after getting tenderized by that Blood Reaver.

Might have to skip the party, Maddok.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

But Derek said you'd do body shots!

***

You guys will be okay. You have a kick-ass team.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Andrea will be sure to do some belly-dancing on the table for you.

Now..how do we convince a 3 foot halfling not to run screaming into the night when she sees you?

Oh comon! Please don't abuse the 0-level commoners. ;_;


Simple, my dear! Find a halfling that seldom opens her eyes!


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

I think I like where this is going!

Trout, don't you have a game to run?


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Lupi Rhatwell wrote:
Simple, my dear! Find a halfling that seldom opens her eyes!

Oh there you are, you Elusive Trout...I see you hiding.

I was worried you tuna'd us out. Now that you're back, if you need anything, let minnow.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

If you keep this up, the game is going to flounder.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Not right now. My players haven't made up their minds about how they're going to approach their next objective.
I won't railroad for another 24 hours.

Edit: Ah, good ole' puns.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 123/123(+13) AC: 30 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Resist Energy

At this point I think you all are just fishing for compliments.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20

Not you too!


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Xerath wrote:
At this point I think you all are just fishing for compliments.

Complements for fish?

Like surf and turf?
Or tartar sauce?
Or twist of lemon?

/me confuzzled.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
Resources:
1st 5/6 | 2nd 0/5 | 3rd 0/4 | 4th 3/3 | Summon 7/7 | Rage 20/20
Appario Lind wrote:
Like surf and turf?

Missed opportunity.


Male Chelish Arcane Caster 12 HP: 123/123(+13) AC: 30 FF: 23, Touch: 22 F:+16, R:+12, W:+19 Perception:+18(Effects: Mage Armor, Heroism, Barkskin+4, False Life, Freedom of Movement, Remove Fear, Resist Energy

What can I say? I've been hooked!


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Poor Maddok, talk about swimming against the current.
Fish travels in schools you know, want to join in the fun?
I can teach you, I'm a very good t(r)out.

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