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DM CH-P's CoT: The Bastards of Erebus

Game Master Are


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Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12

How much it is paying? Enough to make it worthwhile.

But that's less interesting in how is it paying me: In notes, of course.

Wait...I can do better than that: In doing my chores, weeding, and taking out the trash. Yeah, it's "home work".


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Jajaja. Ya he visto lo que hiciste alli.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

I need a super bull like that one. Or something suitable for a priestess of Calistria. perhaps a giant flaming wasp that is also a ninja.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

...and has bodacious udders?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Andrea1 wrote:
I need a super bull like that one. Or something suitable for a priestess of Calistria. perhaps a giant flaming wasp that is also a ninja.

The Beast would be an appropriate consort for a priestess of Calistra.

King Minos' wife, Pasiphaë, seemed to think so. =P


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

Mosey on over fella, if you can keep this Blood Reaver from smashing my head in I am all yours.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Done!


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

How about the most appreciated creature I ever introduced in a campaign.
The awesome majesty of the wereshark-hamster-in-a-bowl?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Truly an inspiring specimen.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

You are such a dear, Maddok. I must simply share you with Fiosa, you be a gentleman now. ;)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Maddok doesn't really do 'gentleman' but he certainly knows how to treat a woman.

You guys really are moving at a blistering pace.

Ah, the post-Sevenfold feast. I remember the event like it was just yesterday...


Yes, just ask any of the young nobles he met at the Cornucopia :)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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The life of a murder-play celebrity is a perilous one.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19
Maddok wrote:
The life of a murder-play celebrity is a perilous one.

Yep, We have hit a snag with one member leaving and another having comp troubles, but things are great.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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I kind of want to drag one of the creepers into the trapped area the Beast noticed to see what it does.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Maddok wrote:
I kind of want to drag one of the creepers into the trapped area the Beast noticed to see what it does.

Wasn't Derek's example enough?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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That was for the single space. Do you think that huge area is a big pit?


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Maddok wrote:
That was for the single space. Do you think that huge area is a big pit?

Only one way to find out. Just wait until we have light so we can watch, eh?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Yes, yes. First priority is getting Derek out.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Yes. Save the Derek. God, his fort sucks, poor fellow.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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A) He's a bard.
B) He's already taken a con hit so he's just free-falling at this point.

Edit:

Wait, no fish puns?


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Wait for it....


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Your game looks interesting Trout.

For what it's worth, if I were in it there'd be no fridges or hermit crabs involved.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Thank you, Maddok. I've never had too much fun dming in real life, but online, it's a different story. The players are courteous and they don't trash my apartment. :3 Or have temper tantrums when they get hit.

I only have four problem players IRL, but I think that's still a lot.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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I'm actually finding I prefer PBP to Face-to-Face gaming for a lot of situations.

PBP shines when PCs are given time/opportunity to roleplay and really explore their own and others' characters.

PBP doesn't do so well when it comes to dungeon crawls. =/


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Oh, yeah... it's nearly impossible in that setting, but as long as you don't have a megadungeon, it's doable. Just don't expect it to happen quickly, mhm?


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Are wrote:
Yes, just ask any of the young nobles he met at the Cornucopia :)

I forgot to reply to this:

This was probably my favorite post from that scene.

***

I'm curious, how much of this campaign have you followed?


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Much of it, but not the whole thing. I read straight through the murder-play then skipped around just to see character interactions.
I can't remember exactly where I left off in the straight-reading of the thing, though.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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That's cool. Are really is one of the best DMs I've ever had and everyone's been a blast to play with (except Appario, that guy sucks).

I have a couple PbPs I spectate as well. I wish the forums had a hit counter or something to show what your viewership is.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

That would get me a big head.
Or a complex.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Heh, that would be one danger.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

Yeah, I mean, have your seen my head lately? It's on fire.
Oh, wait. There's something fishy going on there.


Male Human (Taldan) Abadaran Militant 12
Maddok wrote:
This was probably my favorite post from that scene.

Aww. :)

Yeah, the Pornucopia scene was pretty revealing.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Appario Lind wrote:
Yeah, the Pornucopia scene was pretty revealing.

You can't just have one good moment can you?

The Elusive Trout wrote:
Yeah, I mean, have your seen my head lately? It's on fire.

You should probably have a doctor take a look at that.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Gah! Dungeon crawling, my old arch-enemy!
When I started out, the dm was obsessed with them; he considered them the height of role playing adventures...
We never did finish his 40 levels epic dungeon he was always going on about, I think we managed to get down to lv 10 or something.


Female :D Check out my fetching opercles!

My boyfriend used to make them. We'd be lucky if we got past the first room.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19
Appario Lind wrote:
Maddok wrote:
This was probably my favorite post from that scene.

Aww. :)

Yeah, the Pornucopia scene was pretty revealing.

I can just see Appario just sitting there, deperately trying to concentrate on his glass of water while Maddok goes at it next to him.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Maddok certainly had a Conan like effect on the women of that particular celebration.
Probably didn't hurt that his character was wearing revealing armor and was all oiled up.
Normally it is the BARD who get's carried away at celebrations like that heh.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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I'm not a huge fan of dungeoncrawls but I still would like to go through one of those mega-dungeons I keep seeing.

As for the Cornucopia, I'm still surprised Maddok didn't run into Derek with an entourage of his own.


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Haha, I belive Derek was already spoken for at the time.

Derek won't do what his father did and be a cheating bastard you see.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Well we were there in-character right?

It could have been method acting!


The Beast shouldn't go around posting in PBP's featuring devils with CON-draining auras! You're giving me ideas here :P


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Nobody likes CON draining auras.

I had to pass the time while I was waiting for things to happen. =P


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

The only one who gets to drain Maddok is me!


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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I wonder how Maddok's pseudo-vampire lover would feel about that? Oh wait... =P

It really was a matter of time before I got a natural 1 on those blindness saves. Of course it was for a 6 round blindness.


Don't let Vahnwynne see you do it!

Edit: I was hoping for some nice sneak attacks now that The Beast got blinded, but then you naturally have to ruin it all by getting concealment :)


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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I don't see why she couldn't be involved.

I'm pretty sure by the end of this, we're going to have killed off the entirety of the dark folk population in Cheliax.

Edit: That was the point! Bonus points for recognizing the movie reference.


Female Human Cleric/Holy Vindicator 7/6 Init +4 HP 93/93 AC 25 (touch 12 FF25) F14,R7,W18Per+19

We won! Andrea needs a massage.


Male Shoanti Barbarian/Summoner 12 | 136/136 hp + 0 nonlethal, Init +2, AC 25 (29 /w barkskin) (+1 near Derek) [touch 16, FF 23], Fort +15, Ref +9, Will +12; Perception +6
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Hmm... I don't know if backrubs are within Shu-Ak’eh-Di's domain.

Does that fall under War and Conquest?


Male Human (Azalanti) Bard 8/Fighter 4

Shouldn't Andrea be the one draining Maddok not the other way around? Poor Maddok, being drained of all bodily fluids between the two.

As for backrubs, don't worry, all he needs are the proper instructions, and lucky for you, Derek speaks the language.

"No no, not the spine, she NEEDS the spine!"

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