DM Bloodgargler's Heroes of the Shiv

Game Master BinkyBo

He is Warwick Davis of Willow from the outfit....but there were no guns in that movie

yea was looking through my old character pics .. made that for my first gunslinger

Not that it really matters, since Tol and Gatherine are actually going to be along for the whole adventure path, but I make it to be around 2200 miles by ship from Eleder to Magnimar; farther with stops. At 1 sp/mile, per the CRB, that's 220gp per person; probably at least that for a horse, so Tol is looking at 660gp+ to get everybody home. That's pretty good motivation for going on a risky but lucrative adventure!

Averin/mozartdminor, are you still here? I'll wait on discussing who's taking Gelik's "quest" and how we're splitting the gold until I know you're in the conversation.

Gatherine wants a trophy for proof from her adventure.She insists that chupacabras are real,to her sister's disbelief.And she HATES monkeys.Even more so than gobs.Are chupabaras in the bestiary? And I also have Dread Codex:Goblins that has a race of arboreal tree goblins who resemble monkeys--Gatherine would probably spend all day trying to kill every monkey- gob she could find.
OH. DM Bloodgargler...I'm honestly at a lost as to how much money I have.we started out with 150 each. Gatherine spent most of the trip hiding in the holds and storage,sneaking off at each port to restock and stretch.

@Gatherine It looks like you are about negative 5 gold .. you are broke.

@Gatherine It looks like you are about negative 5 gold .. you are broke.

OW.A broke dwarf.its like an oxymoron.

Chupacabras exist in Golarion.

I think Gatherine has a new goal--killing a chupacabra and stuffing it to bring it home.Undeniable proof.Unless its too hard for a lvl 1 novice to take on...and then there's the cost of taxidermy.

I was going to have a Sokurah Cyclops beastmaster with chupacabras on leashes but now ..

Gatherine'll go for the first one she sees...or she might be convinced to wait until she's secured a taxtdermist so she's not dragging around a rancid creepy corpse.

...snip...

Averin/mozartdminor, are you still here? I'll wait on discussing who's taking Gelik's "quest" and how we're splitting the gold until I know you're in the conversation.

Sorry all, I'm still here. The last couple days have been odd for me and I haven't had as much time to post as I normally do - shouldn't be an issue in the future.

@gatherine: You just need a friendly divine caster to cast gentle repose. I doubt Mugambi will actually want to spend one of his precious spells known on that; maybe you should buy him a wand.

Alternatively, if you plan to eat at least part of the chupacabra, purify food and drink is lower level...

@motzartdminor: Glad you're back.

@DM Bloodgargler ...something unpleasant is about to happen ain't it?

Thanks everyone, but i was hoping for a magic item as gift :)

@gatherine: You just need a friendly divine caster to cast gentle repose. I doubt Mugambi will actually want to spend one of his precious spells known on that; maybe you should buy him a wand.

Yep, you Sir are correct. No gentle repose for me.

@DM Bloodgargler ...something unpleasant is about to happen ain't it?

There is no surer sign of that than when the DM ask for those unspecified d20 rolls lol.Damn my luck at the dice.

Well, let's see... We're all eating the same food, and one of us collapses unconscious. Wonder what's up with those rolls...

Well, let's see... We're all eating the same food, and one of us collapses unconscious. Wonder what's up with those rolls...

Was wandering for the same reason Watson

I'll post initiative and map in couple hours. You will be able to join combat once you wake up...

Iolana were lacking everything , she just had shirt and skirt onboard.
May i assume all of her gear is on the beach?

When you wake you will see a good deal of gear .. safe for you to assume .. Iolona might not assume as much at first but will see pile.

IolAna :) i noticed you often write IolOna

yea just notice that and typing Averine instead of Averin

Sorry I'm late.uh...Gatherine had her dragon pistol stuffed in her bosom along with paper cartridges....but all her other gear,backpack,heavy pick,and lamellar she left on her hammock.She can fire while prone but has to dig it out of her corset first.And load it,I assume.

OK that will take your whole round. You don't immediately know if your cartridges are ok .. we will see when you fire them.

Gosh I HOPE I don't roll a 2 or 1. If it misfires twice I'm screwed.

if it misfires you want to spend a standard action (or spend 1 grit to do as move action) doing this ..

Quick Clear (Ex): At 1st level, as a standard action, the gunslinger can remove the broken from a single firearm she is currently wielding, as long as that condition was gained by a misfire. The gunslinger must have at least 1 grit point to perform this deed. Alternatively gunslinger spends 1 grit point to perform this deed, she can perform quick clear as a move equivalent action instead of a standard action.

Hope I can afford to and not die. Any stats to these creepy crawlies?

They apparently do 1 damage, or 2 on a critical hit... Plus, Tol's got your back.

No need to panic then. :)

Am I taking the improvised weapon penalty on my club/stick?

nope. .. but it might break if you hit hard enough.

I always miss a number on my maps ..

I always miss a number on my maps ..

Have you ever tried MapTool? It's designed as a virtual tabletops, but it has a grid numbering option, and the ability to export the current view as an image.

In other news, dwarves smashing bugs = good times.

I have it. I just use photoshop because its what I'm used to (I keep everything characters, spell effects, fog of war ..in named layers) I do steal some textures from map tools though.

Not sure why we are posting rounds under spoilers.I did the same just because everyone were doing so, but dunno why.

I just do it because it makes the thread read smoother, more like a story.

these could help .. copy and paste onto your profile for copy and pasting into combat posts. Use if you care to, or adapt to your liking

this:

[ooc][[/ooc]ooc][ooc][[/ooc]b]Round #[/b]
AC 18, touch 12, flat-footed 16 (+1 w/shield)
HP 11/11
Fort +2 Ref +2 Will +1
Effects:*
* action:[/ooc]

will look like this on your profile:

[ooc][b]Round #[/b]
AC 18, touch 12, flat-footed 16 (+1 w/shield)
HP 11/11
Fort +2 Ref +2 Will +1
Effects:*
* action:[/ooc]

which will look like this in your post:

Round #
AC 18, touch 12, flat-footed 16 (+1 w/shield)
HP 11/11
Fort +2 Ref +2 Will +1
Effects:*
* action:

I like it, thanks! That method of putting bbcode into a post had never occurred to me; I was wishing for a [code] tag.

I like it too but i have a problem. I do 90% of my posting from my Ipad. Copy and paste dont work too well on this thing and the [ ] are 2 menus away from the normal letters. It already take me a while to do a normal post. Would you mind if I dont follow that format DM Bloodgargler?

No I don't mind at all. They are just for convenience and clarity .. but doesn't sound very convenient on Ipad. I posted them for one of my kingmaker groups to avoid confusion, and figured I'd post them here.

Thank you. I am sorry for the trouble. On a game note, i will wait a little longer to post my 3 round actions to see what other people will do. I am to low on the iniciative list and maybe by than somebody is going to be in need of healing.

I keep thinking this dicebot is bugged, it is 2 months the i can't get a decent result, since this game started the highest roll i got was "8" :(

I probably won't be able to post for the next day... Seems like Tol isn't in the real action at the moment anyway. He'll guard the stuff, anxiously watch the journey to the ship, and sharpen his axe. Feel free to GMPC him if combat breaks out.

Next Monday i'm back to work :( so my posting will slow down.Will anyway post twice or thrice per day but not sure at what times

no prob, I'll be prepping for school this weekend and classes start Monday .. I will probably be down to checking thread couple times a day for a while.

OK .. we need to get away from the beach before this becomes Emanuelle 10: Serpent's Skull ..

Sorry that went over my. Head and into the horizon

roflol

Maybe i'm an ignorant, but i have no idea of what you are quoting or talking about.