Cutting the Razor: A Razor Coast Gameplay Thread

Game Master Divinitus

Tobias takes a swig ...

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho."

Then takes another swig.

(¬_¬)

Pirate tune

I tremble with anticipation...
My eyes become wet at the thought of reading the results!

don't make this awkward...

Deadeye Craggs takes out a cloth and wipes down his musket,

"Aye matie, GM Bloodied Waters went to a bad arse revelry, I seriously doubt he'll have enuff wits 'bout him to pick us lads t'is night."

Another Pirate Song!

My favorite Pirate song!

Hey guys, GM Bloodied Waters will be posting in a little bit! Lots o'rum! For a partial story on what went on at the aforementioned party, here is what I posted to a curious party in my own recruitment:

@Alynthar42: A super awesome gaming party wherein everyone played Squidwhistler Goblins on a grand quest raiding and pillaging The Shackles. There was real life rum too! Nothing like having a group of PCs as stuffy Cheliax mariners and another playing crazed Goblin pirates! Poor Captain Jock Parakeet, we knew him well! As a note, he was kind of killed by a cannon that backfired, blasting backwards and squishing him in between it and another cannon. His last words, [b]"Release... the... Kraken... *HURK*!". His first mate retrieved the fearsome... 1 foot baby octopus and proceeded to throw it on the Chelaxian captain's face. The octopus panicked and latched onto the captain's face, which blinded him and allowed for the other Goblins to overrun him. The Goblins won the battle of course, crazed little pyromaniac, kleptomaniac wanna-be pirates they were.

We don't usually have awesome local parties, but that one was an epic to resound across the ages!

EDIT: Any mistakes or soused-up 'Engrish' mistakes will hopefully not be too major.

See, I was hoping we could make up a song, one line at a time.

"here we go then!"

♪♫"Kurtz, the ol'boy, he was hard on the whip/
Strong in the arm, but soft on the wit
Oh, By Hey! Ol' Boy-o!"♫♪

the ♪ and ♫ are made with alt+13 and alt+14

Bluff: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5 To conceal that Sal'Hara knows where Orsal got his scorpion whip, the elf forgets that he hasn't addressed the issue with the Half-orc just yet.

Note that one will need to use the numbers on the numpad for unicode to work : )

You did get my post right? Lvl 5 necromancer wizard here.

*Continues to skip and dance and bounce around all excitedly* (^_^)

*Watches provider bounce around... provider is not a ball of string... Curls up and continues to wait...*

*Casts silent image so that Sunny appears to be a ball of string*

*Ignores illusion as it doesn't smell or sound like a ball of string* (¬_¬)

*Continues to skip and dance and bounce and cavort all around excitedly* (^_^)

Craggs takes another swig ...

"Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"

Craggs looks to everyone ...

"What?! Do me look like a purty bard to you hearties?!"

Then takes a swig and winks at Sunny, "Heya lass, me likes thee way you bounce." ... he winks again.

*casts minor image, so that Sunny appears in all ways to be a ball of string*

* Ignores Tobias, being busy trying to get Chauncy to maul Sunny.

"Ooooh! Ball of string!" *chases ball of string while giggling*

*Attempts face-palm, curses short tiny arms*

*stairs at you all with minor amusement before casting dipell magic*

Then takes a swig and winks at Sunny, "Heya lass, me likes thee way you bounce." ... he winks again.

*Laughs and giggles pleasantly at Tobias' compliment, before bouncing over and hugging the fellow in thanks*

*stairs at you all with minor amusement before casting dipell magic*

"Aww..."

*Nods in approval*

*"quit your squabbling, you should stop harassing the kid" then walks over to the corner.*

*Casts minor image, so that Sunny appears in all ways to be a ball of string*

*Perks up as suddenly a large ball of string bounces across the room and tangles all over Tobias*

"Ooooh! Ball of string!" *Chases ball of string while giggling*

*Jumps up! Chases after Gnome*

**Stairs at you all with minor amusement before casting dispel magic*

"Aww..."

*Stops behind now stationary Gnome...... *

"Sniff, sniff..."

*casts light in an attempt to get chauncy to stop, then throws the light outside*

resists urge to cast "excruciating deformation"

*Continues to bounce and hug Tobias, oblivious to all the spell casting...* (^_^)

*begins to see why he hates sunny and is tempted to cast diminish person*

*Continues to look at/sniff Gnome*

"Chirp?"

"I am groot." Groot says concerned as to how sunny became a ball of string so suddenly.

*just now noticing the tree, "what in the world?"

*Turns around* The disappointed look on the gnome quickly shifts back to excitement!

"Look Zivvy! A giant chicken!"

*Carefully pets giant chicken*

*Concern intensifies*

"Umhmhm... I don't think that is a chicken ..."

*(:/) shakes his head and cast invisibility on sunny*

*Settles down and appreciates being pampered...* (^_^)

*begins to see why he hates sunny and is tempted to cast diminish person*

Should it be wanted.. There is a 'dimmer' switch on Sunny...

I'm finding all this quite funny*casts poison as he bushes past Nini*

I like the idea of Sunny and Sal'Hara being on an adventure together. She's definitely the comically annoying character so far, but I'm sitting on a stoic grump-ass. I think they'll have a fun dynamic

"I am groot" Groot says very concerned that sunny vanished. He wanders towards where she was with his arms spread searching for her. A strange wind blown sound comes from him. "I am groot."

Before turning invisible ...

Liking the bouncing hug, Tobias whispers into Sunny's ear "You know lass, I can help ye perfect goin' up and down thee mast."

After she disappears, "What thee?!" Tobias shoots a questioning glare at the wizards.

I wanna play with Sunny and Groot. They amuse me.

I speak sylvan, in the case of translating for Groot, btw

That's much more helpful than my Drow Sign Language.

yes, my character is actually not very happy go lucky, in fact he is quite quiet and dislikes overactive people
*proceeds back to his dark corner.*

I also speak Elven, Common, Undercommon, Orccish, Goblin, Giant, Draconic, Protean, Necril(Ancient language of undead), Aklo, Aquan, and I've got 1 other to choose that I'm leaving open for choice based on the characters involved.

@Alynthar: I'm considering Drow sign being my last language if both you and I are in together.

I wanna play with Sunny and Groot. They amuse me.

Agreed

"Arr, me speek scullywag, language of thee sea, and musket, and that's all ye need to speek."