Baldwin the Merciful's - CoT Campaign
Game Master baldwin the merciful

You have no idea how close I was to making a pun, there...

Who wants so scrub my backside?

You have to ask?

*BoomShackaBoomShackaWowWow*

Puns are punsishable by death.

And is "moo" an offer of a scrub?

Yep. Scrubbing is a domain of the Beat of War. Lots of flanking, breaching barriers and thrusts.

I don't suppose pedicures are covered under a sub-domain of his?

Hmm.. Need to find the Beautician of War for that I belive.

Checking...

Nope.

Beauty and the Beast of War?

Well, that's too bad. What are your other sub-domains, just in case I'm interested in converting.

One of my favorite movies.

That is until the end when when the mighty Beast turns into a small soft little humanling.

Beauty and the Beast of War?

Chracter concept!

Yeah, he was hotter the other way. Though that did solve the shedding problem. He refused to stay off of the furniture.

Character concept? For what? Someone doing APs based off of Disney movies?

The Beast isn't a deity. He's a very powerful spirit of war.

If you've played Neverwinter Nights 2 think of Okku. Some might consider him a god but he's really just a very powerful spirit.

That said, his domains are strength, war, conquest, and the things that fall under those.

Andrea's helping me sort out exactly what that entails.

Too bad no Summoners in this game. Go Synthesis and have a giant wasp form.

Character concept? For what? Someone doing APs based off of Disney movies?

I mean concept for a character. Druid(Beauty) with a spirit companion(Beast)

Guess that could work for a summoner too.

The Beast isn't a deity. He's a very powerful spirit of war.

If you've played Neverwinter Nights 2 think of Okku. Some might consider him a god but he's really just a very powerful spirit.

That said, his domains are strength, war, conquest, and the things that fall under those.

Andrea's helping me sort out exactly what that entails.

"If mercy is requested, show some beforehand." Things like that. If some monster is tearing things up, any begging for mercy should be weighed against what it has done.

Andrea is very helpful.

Also I now have a desire to play a Disney movie themed game.

Andrea is angsty for sure.

Nah, not at all. :)

You had to be there. If you read through the early posts you'll see that she has gone through the wringer. She is rather high strung when under stress.

So I missed all the fun parts?

And does that explain how the bull started following you around? I guess you could breed some cute little minotaurs together?

Well she was struck down by her former goddess for lack of self-control and I played it as losing some SAN, but hopefully there can be more fun stuff ahead.

Well, Lucrezia doesn't really have a goddess/god yet. Maybe I can find a fun one to follow later in game?

Oh there are many fun ones. :) Course Westcrown is rather restrictive with Asmodeus being the only offical one allowed.

Yeah and we sure are sticklers for rules, aren't we? ;)

Andrea would love to open a place called 'The Nightblooming Garden' a temple to Calistria that (of course) fronts as a brothel. A good alternative to the Mermaid's Grotto since the staff would not be slaves.(Thus you could get your co-workers away.) Opens at night of course and serves as a sanctuary against Shadowbeasts.

We could also make boltholes for people caught out late. They would be ultrasimple of course, a barred door, blanket, chamberpot and continual light spell. Might make us more popular.

That name makes me think of the court of night blooming flowers from the Kushiel books.

that actually has some merit.

.....Duncan is gonna die. Too many 1's.;(

Ok before I make the roll we need to figure out how long it will take to get the new character in if Duncan dies. I would prefer we fast forwards things to leaving the Knot. Since there is one (kinda) allied noble in the house who has an interest in the KNot(Ontego, who offered to pay us to find it) I suggest the new character be Ontengo's guard who will accompany us in. Is this acceptable?

Andrea the party will cross that bridge when you get there.

I would say I haven't seen so many low rolls ever, if it wasn't for garbage being rolled in the RL game last night. For 7 hours all we did was roll low last night. 5 of the 6 players were in the negatives HPs.

*sigh*

Andrea check in the other game there have been quite a bit happening.

I checked in and posted. Got delayed with other things.

I saw that Andrea. I was posting on this thread and you were posting on the other one. :-)

I'll pick this up when I get back from the gym.

Off to dinner. Andrea will keep doing mouth-to-mouth and trying to get Duncan up to the surface.

Everyone can take one more action. I'll be gone for a couple hours.

Sleeping off my nightshift. Back in 2 hrs.

Strranger needs more sleep.

Andrea is sucking face with Duncan and trying to get him back up.

offline for an hour. gotta take the kids to the shop for food.
will check in via phone

Well done guys, I had just hit negatives...

I have more grey hair!

I'm calling it an evening.

I won't be on until a little later.

Ready to go. Work is over.

Saw that some peope haven't been getting their update notifications, just just be sure to check for updates.

Yeah, it is weirdly selective. I will get them some games but not others.

It's game night, so I will be offline till about 11.