FAWTLhouse Five

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

What the? Two of my posts just disappeared. :[

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I have seen the Sound of Music a gajillion times but I still like it.

According to statistics that I infer from what two of my co-workers chatted about in the bathroom last Monday, the Sound of Music is totally pwned by Cats.

I enjoyed Cats.

Did I just write that?!?!

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

Sock Simian wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I have seen the Sound of Music a gajillion times but I still like it.

According to statistics that I infer from what two of my co-workers chatted about in the bathroom last Monday, the Sound of Music is totally pwned by Cats.

I enjoyed Cats.

Did I just write that?!?!

You can edit it if you want to, there's still time.

Sock Simian wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I have seen the Sound of Music a gajillion times but I still like it.

According to statistics that I infer from what two of my co-workers chatted about in the bathroom last Monday, the Sound of Music is totally pwned by Cats.

I enjoyed Cats.

Did I just write that?!?!

Now it is immortalized, unless you pay me $50.

What the? Two of my posts just disappeared. :[

I bribed the PMG $50...

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

Can you prove it mathematically?!?!?!

For all my music-lovin' FAWTLies out there:

Free iTunes Lollapalooza sampler

Oh, and if you dig that hippie music (Dead/CSNY/Phish), you gotta check out Dawes

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

Sound of Music had Julie Andrews.

Game over, man, game over!!!

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

But the Sound of Music is a classic tale which has transcended generations! I mean, the score! That is GOLD!

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

What the? Two of my posts just disappeared. :[

I bribed the PMG $50...

Lovely....goes to cry in a corner

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I have seen the Sound of Music a gajillion times but I still like it.

According to statistics that I infer from what two of my co-workers chatted about in the bathroom last Monday, the Sound of Music is totally pwned by Cats.

I enjoyed Cats.

Did I just write that?!?!

Now it is immortalized, unless you pay me $50.

9 Minutes!

Sock Simian wrote:

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

But the Sound of Music is a classic tale which has transcended generations! I mean, the score! That is GOLD!

How can you endorse a musical featuring that pornographic actress Julie Andrews! For shame! I mean, that link is sooo nasty!

Treppa wrote:

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

The check is in the mail.

Bluff check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Gary Teter wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

The check is in the mail.

Bluff check: 1d20+3

EPIC FAIL!

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

But the Sound of Music is a classic tale which has transcended generations! I mean, the score! That is GOLD!

How can you endorse a musical featuring that pornographic actress Julie Andrews! For shame! I mean, that link is sooo nasty!

Hey, it was the Seventies. And she was drunk. And starring with the guy from Soap ..

*whine*

make it go away ..

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

They're filming a scene for a tv show right outside my house. Like literally just outside. There are crowds of people out watching, and because of my severe hatred of crowds and people I've closed the blinds.

Anne of Green Gables MMCLXVII?

Nah it's a CBC series called "Republic of Doyle". It's in it's second season now, which is kinda big for a CBC series. But I still don't watch it :P

Did I mention I have a very old weiner?

- Senator

Makes me laugh aloud every time I read your last couple posts.

The Jade wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Pig Stuff...

One word:

Bacon.

Hmmmm Bacon.

And to think I stopped eating pork at age eight because I saw and then read Charlotte's Web. Why it was my misplaced love for cartoon realized pigs that probably ushered me into my present vegetarian status (That and Planet of the Apes... long story). Just think, a formative early experience with a surly hog or a scat frisbeeing chimp and I might have become a different fellow altogether.

Honestly I am trying to cut back. MMMMMMMMM Veggies... Is it wrong that I really like veggie tales??

I never watched it but a lot of people consider Veggie Tales a guilty pleasure, so you are not alone.

The Jade wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

The Jade wrote:

... that probably ushered me into my present vegetarian status (That and Planet of the Apes... long story).

Coming from you, that's a story I'd love to hear.

I shall endeavor to give it the proper phrasing and relate it, good sir.

Ah I knew we could talk you out of it. It is like trying to get Gene Simmons to talk about himself.

No doubt. If it helps balance things out, I do also love to tell other people's stories. It's just a pain in public forum because you have to clear everything first. When someone tells me a good anecdote, it goes into the vault.

Treppa wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

The check is in the mail.

Bluff check: 1d20+3

EPIC FAIL!

LIST!!

Welcome to the madhouse LKL and Senator >:D

Senator it seems you'll fit right in....

I'm really torn now, if there are going to be nekid pics of Sara and Gary... I mean it could be great but then I might accidentally see pics of Gary and... there just isn't enough eye bleach.

I think that I will call an end to my virtually pos-free evening of posting. G'night guys and gals.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

The check is in the mail.

Bluff check: 1d20+3

EPIC FAIL!

LIST!!

And thus Treppa Epically PWNS TAD!!!

lastknightleft wrote:

Okay what are these things, I almost always see at least one FAWTL thread on the OTD boards at any given time and it seems like nothing more than a thread full of non-sequiters.

Well, FAWTL stands for Forums Are Way Too Long - a thread once started by a noob who complained about Paizo not limiting the number of pages or posts on a thread. Being facetious, he jokingly mentioned a thread being 550 pages, so we proceeded to try and make that a reality with the very thread he started. Didn't get to the goal with that one before Post Monster had to mercy kill it. So we created FAWTL #2, then #3, and so on, and so on....

jeeze, you know i actually was here for the start of that thread and read till about page 20, i don't know if i commented but i think i did. yeesh, glad i didn't stick around long enough for the acronymization (yeah i made up a word)

acronymization (yeah i made up a word)

Isn't that a Bushism?

lastknightleft wrote:

acronymization (yeah i made up a word)

Isn't that a Bushism?

It has to do with Japanese folk music?

Just kidding, I know what you meant.

gp

EDIT: Odd. It said 3 new posts, but I still don't seem 'em.

must move thread away from pet shop.

aww much better.

Studpuffin you keep feeding the trolls. :P~

jeeze, you know i actually was here for the start of that thread and read till about page 20, i don't know if i commented but i think i did. yeesh, glad i didn't stick around long enough for the acronymization (yeah i made up a word)

As a side note, when you make up a word, you are conducting "wordization."

It's true...because I said so. (And Chuck Norris is a punk...I'm just sayin'.) ;)

Hey, FAWTLies! Soooo....the week has gone okay, so far. I'm still very anxious for the year to be over, but thankfully, there have been no visible wrinkles in space-time causing me to have to relive any of the previous weeks. For now, at least, time continues to move ever forward.

My daughters started 3rd grade today...Although, given the speed with which they are growing up, perhaps there's something to be said for turning back time once in awhile.

~grrrrrr~ I wish my knee did not hurt. ~sighs~ Oh well. At least it is hurting and not worse. ~heads off to take a pain pill and watch some Castle.

~grrrrrr~ I wish my knee did not hurt. ~sighs~ Oh well. At least it is hurting and not worse. ~heads off to take a pain pill and watch some Castle.

I wish your knee didn't hurt, either. I hope the meds work for you, though.

lastknightleft wrote:

jeeze, you know i actually was here for the start of that thread and read till about page 20, i don't know if i commented but i think i did. yeesh, glad i didn't stick around long enough for the acronymization (yeah i made up a word)

As a side note, when you make up a word, you are conducting "wordization."

It's true...because I said so. (And Chuck Norris is a punk...I'm just sayin'.) ;)

Hey, FAWTLies! Soooo....the week has gone okay, so far. I'm still very anxious for the year to be over, but thankfully, there have been no visible wrinkles in space-time causing me to have to relive any of the previous weeks. For now, at least, time continues to move ever forward.

My daughters started 3rd grade today...Although, given the speed with which they are growing up, perhaps there's something to be said for turning back time once in awhile.

School is starting now?? My kids do not go back to school for a month.

School is starting now?? My kids do not go back to school for a month.

Our school district follows the "year-round" schedule. They get longer breaks in Fall, Winter and Spring, but a shorter Summer break.

Crimson Jester wrote:

School is starting now?? My kids do not go back to school for a month.

Our school district follows the "year-round" schedule. They get longer breaks in Fall, Winter and Spring, but a shorter Summer break.

Honestly that is probably for the best.

Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Of course now we are getting phone calls and messages about other places that want to hire him....dude has his pick of like...4 jobs. Lets hope that the part time one is worth him taking, he really wants in on the ground floor of building something.

If the others are offering full-time jobs, wouldn't the overall pay be more worthwhile? Of course, I don't know the whole picture ... but I do understand economics and subsistence 101. :D

Just because the pay would be better doesn't mean it would be a better job. Hubby wants something good, not another Best.

True, but those children. They're hungry and they want toys! :D

And I would like him to have something that he is happy at for a long time, not another two years of miserableness before they create a reason to let him go.

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

School is starting now?? My kids do not go back to school for a month.

Our school district follows the "year-round" schedule. They get longer breaks in Fall, Winter and Spring, but a shorter Summer break.

Honestly that is probably for the best.

It really does work best for us. The girls seem to retain more of the previous year's lessons and Mom doesn't go crazy having to deal with the munchkins for 3 whole months. ;)

Urizen wrote:

True, but those children. They're hungry and they want toys! :D

And I would like him to have something that he is happy at for a long time, not another two years of miserableness before they create a reason to let him go.

Kids with a happy dad don't need as many toys. ;)

I'm glad he found a job, Solnes. I hope things work out well for him.

Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

True, but those children. They're hungry and they want toys! :D

And I would like him to have something that he is happy at for a long time, not another two years of miserableness before they create a reason to let him go.

Kids with a happy dad don't need as many toys. ;)

I'm glad he found a job, Solnes. I hope things work out well for him.

Exactly! We want a happier daddy. :D

Thank you! He is talking to the guy tomorrow, so hopefully it works out to where we can afford to take it. It sounds like a great opportunity. And the guy seems really great.

I'm glad to hear it. Keep us posted...or...just keep posting? ... Anyway.

I'm going to head to bed. 0430 comes mighty darn early, these days.

Have a great night, all!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

School is starting now?? My kids do not go back to school for a month.

Our school district follows the "year-round" schedule. They get longer breaks in Fall, Winter and Spring, but a shorter Summer break.

Honestly that is probably for the best.

It really does work best for us. The girls seem to retain more of the previous year's lessons and Mom doesn't go crazy having to deal with the munchkins for 3 whole months. ;)

I wish we had a local year round school here. It is so much better. The kids don't spend the first month back trying to play catch up on all the info they forgot over the summer!

I'm glad to hear it. Keep us posted...or...just keep posting? ... Anyway.

I'm going to head to bed. 0430 comes mighty darn early, these days.

Have a great night, all!

Good night! :D

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

I'm glad to hear it. Keep us posted...or...just keep posting? ... Anyway.

I'm going to head to bed. 0430 comes mighty darn early, these days.

Have a great night, all!

Good night! :D

Hungry Post monster ate my post!

Dammit! It keeps eating my posts!