Ashardaldon Series - Unoptimized KK
Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

I really don't think folks are going to notice the bonus over her already considerably powerful physique. (^_~)

Leaving the final removal for later, Xane gets Soot ready to move out even as she gently picks up first one bound wolf and then the other and settles them over her shoulders (Checking on their well being as well)

"So...where's the doors?" She asks looking around.

Perception:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

You are on top of number 11, and to your left is a door into area 12....

Gurukk opens the door and strolls in

This large chamber is filled with rough-hewn bunks, tables, and chairs, and the floor is strewn with filthy pelts. At a glance it appears that perhaps a dozen or so humanoids might live here.

The Orcs quickly get up and pair up to attack!
Orc 1 trip attack @ Gurrukk 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Orc 2 attack @ Gurrukk 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Orc 3 trip attack @ Xane 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Orc 4 attack @ Xane 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

The 5th Orc hangs back and throws an axe @ Respen!
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17 Damage 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Initiative 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 beat that!

Can't!

HP 31/39

HP 29/34, btw I can't either.

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 Me neither :P

Initiative:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9(Not saying I can beat it, but buggered if I'm not going to roll. :P)

As the Orcs swing clumsily at her Xane hold up her hand,

"Just a tick." She asks, even as she commands Soot to 'Stay' and lowers her two trussed wolves to the floor.

Yup, that's Xanes actions for this round. Let the AoO commence! (^_^)

Gurukk is currently tripped and whacked....

The orcs continue to attack!

Orc 1 trip attack @ Respen 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

Orc 2 attack @ Respen 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Orc 3 trip attack @ Xane 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Orc 4 attack @ Xane 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

The 5th Orc hangs back and throws an axe @ Erky
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 Damage 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

You are up!

As the Orc's leg (I hope that was his leg!) thumps into Xane's leg even as the other one swings a wild arm over her head. She finishes putting setting down her doggies and straightens up to her full height...looking down at said Orcs.

"You can give up....or you can go down? Which way do you want it?" She asks simply, setting her fists upon her hips.

intimidate:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Gurukk will stand up and attack with his axe, hopefully not getting many holes in him (AC 15 and prone if there is AoO on him)

Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage 1d12 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Gurukk draws an AoO

Orc attack or Opportunity @ Gurukk
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Respen! ...... Thedrin!

Respen raises with rapier in hand striking the creature.

Rapier strike:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Damage:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Holy damage if evil:2d6 ⇒ (6, 2) = 8
HP:20/34

Thedrin looks at the brutes ears with an unhealthily malicious hunger as he lashes out legs akimbo...

Trip flurry: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 and 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Weapons fly here and there glancing off armor.

Thedrin manages to trip one of the nasty Orcs!

The orcs continue to attack!

Orc 1 trip attack @ Respen 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Orc 2 attack @ Thedrin
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Orc 3 trip attack @ Xane 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Orc 4 Is on the floor!

The 5th Orc hangs back and throws another axe @ Erky
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

You are up!

"Ow that hurt yah f&*~in coward b$&%@!"

Composit shortbow
Deadly Aim
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Damage 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

As the Orc again kicks Xane's leg she just sighs and punches the idiot in the head.

Att Roll:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28

Dam Roll:1d6 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Provoking the Orc to strike at her again as she winds up and swings. Assuming the Orc is still awake. :P

Bleeding profusely from the orc's injustice Thedrin growls and gets nasty on the one that cut him. Kidney punch after kidney punch being the order of the day...

Dirty Flurry (Sicken then Shaken): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 and 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

Gurukk growls at the orcs, "Feel the wrath of the fire god hethens"

Attack with Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Damage 1d12 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

Or not

Here he comes to save the day!

Respen!

Pallaroguiquistor to the rescue!!!

Respen stabs the orc with his rapier,
Attack:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Damage:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Holy damage:2d6 ⇒ (2, 5) = 7
and a miss

Erky manages to shoot the orc throwing things.

Xane manages to connect with an Orc.

Thedrin removes an orcs testicles then throws them down and stomps on them the orc looks first surprised and then as if he is going to pass out......Sickened and shaken right!

The other two heroes miss completely.

The orcs continue to attack!

Orc 1 is battered from a few attacks
attempts to trip attack @ Xane
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Orc 2 attack @ Respen
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Orc 3 trip attack @ Xane
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Orc 4 Is on the floor! He tries to get up (drawing an AoO)

The 5th Orc hangs back and throws another axe @ Erky
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

You are up!

So Xane has been hitting Ocr 1? Right.

Att Roll:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Dam Roll:1d6 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

On the same Orc she thumped last time.

Xane looks at the second Orc who's trying to attack her, "Wait you turn!" She tells him/her/it. :P

Xane can take an AoO also if she likes! ;)

Sorry, am sleepy atm. Do you mean Xane 'gets' hit 'by' an AoO? Or that Xane cane 'make' an Aoo on top of her normal attack this round?

Sorry, am sleepy atm. Do you mean Xane 'gets' hit 'by' an AoO? Or that Xane cane 'make' an Aoo on top of her normal attack this round?

Make one

Thedrin kicks out at the orc that attempts to rise before following up with a headbutt

AoO: 1d20 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 4 = 10 for 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Headbutt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 for 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Rapid strikes from his rapier

Aoo :1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Attack:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Crict confirm:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
damage:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Extra damage:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Holy:2d6 ⇒ (5, 5) = 10

Gurukk tries once again to hit an orc hard with his great axe

Attack 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Damage 1d12 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

AoO:1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

Dam:1d6 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Orc 1 after being battered is finally taken out completely by Respen!

Orc 2 attack @ Respen
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Orc 3 (who has been neutered attempts to trip attack @ Xane
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

Orc 4 Never gets completly up from the floor, till he is pounded into mush!

The 5th Orc hangs back and throws another axe @ Erky
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

You are up!

Erky casts a heal spell on himself.

Gurukk charges the orc off by himself

Charging Orc 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage 1d12 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

AC is 2 lower at 13

Seeing the orc's ill-advised attempt at tripping, Thedrin shakes his head and decides to show him how it's done...

Trip flurry: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 and 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Xane just sighs as Thedrin plants the Orc.

Only Respen can save us!

As the orc falls at his feet another's axe sinks into him. He answers back with a jab from his rapier.

Rapier strike:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Damage:1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Holy Damage:2d6 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3

As this battle winds down and the orcs go down the axe thrower in the back draws a greataxe!

He points at Respen!
"I can take you with me!"

Charge!
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Damage
1d12 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

AoO1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Dam Roll:1d6 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

"No, you CAN'T! He's MINE!" Xane yells back at the charging Orc and plants her fist in his face.

Boo-YAH! (^_^)

Thedrin assume Xane make orc paste

Xane hits the orc fully, but the orcish freakish ferocity keeps the orc on his feet as his greataxe strikes at Xane!

Greataxe @Xane!
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Damage
1d12 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

The orc then goes down in a bloody heap!

Gurukk takes some ashes and rubs it in his wounds whispering some words to the Fire God cure light wounds 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Current hps 34/39

He turns to the others, "Anyone else need some?"

Xane looks at Gurukk...the mess of paste and ash in his hands...

"Um...nope...I'm good..."

She bends down and picks up the great axe the Orc was swinging wildly and hefts the weapon.

"Not bad..." She muses.

Erky channels positive energy twice
2d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6

Thedrin looks at Xane's fist-iwork and notes "Good job... you didn't hit the ear" before moving forward to extract his trophies from the corpses.

Soot licks Xane behind the ear.

as you turn around Soot is sitting upright as the animated rope holds him up high enough to get to the ears!

"Squee!" (^_^)

"Soot is so clever!" Xane gushes over her clever Soot, Yes she does, Who's a clever Soot?

"Durn flea-bag gets more lovin tha yers truely!"

"Speaking of lovin something, Gurukk wants to find more orcs to kill"

"Thanks for the Mister Timbers, I agree with Gurukk let us go and cleanse then mountain of the Hertic Orks!" Waving his rapier in the air towards the next direction.